Little kid saw a sign advertising the purchase of National Lottery tickets outside the corner shop by his school this morning which read:
PLAY HERE
I tried to explain to him that it wasn’t a kids' play space, but an invitation for grown-ups to play on online game (but nothing fun or challenging like Geometry Dash or Roblox), but where, instead, all you have to do is pick six numbers, and if you are lucky — if you are insanely lucky — you could win millions of pounds, if you pick the “right” numbers. Or you might win ten pounds. Or more likely nothing at all.
”The Universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.”
Kilgore Trout
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/now
My four year old