Boys are having so much fun on a Portal call with their “Papa” (my Dad, their Grandad).
Read moreWife wants to know what I think about the Assisted Dying Bill. She’s strongly in favour: “It can’t come soon enough for some people,” she says.
Read moreWife reckons she has kidney failure due to her high blood pressure. She says her kidneys are due to expire in 2074.
Read moreSAUSAGES
Lincolnshire sausages are the finest sausages you can get. I remember as a boy, fifty years ago, my grandmother making sausages at home for the local butcher. Sometimes, she would let me feed the sausage meat into the machine and then turn the handle to push it through into the skins. A special treat then was boiled sausages for breakfast. The skins would fall off, and we ate them with white bread soaked in the soup or broth they created in the pan along with a dash of English mustard.
Read moreWife is making plans for my imminent demise.
Read moreI thought I’d done great with these pizzas, but big kid ate only three slices (he can usually eat all eight) and spat out his salami, little kid said he doesn’t like the sauce (it’s out of a tin, the same he usually eats), and the missus said hers was burnt and inedible (although she still ate it).
Read moreTHRIVING?
My son’s school’s Thrive teacher is leaving. She helped transform my lad’s experience of school from being one where he had weekly if not daily challenges with regulating his emotions and his behaviour, to one where he enjoys school every day. She’s going to be very greatly missed. I managed to tell her this today and thank her for her work. It was so sad to hear her story. She has committed ten years of her life to helping our youngsters get the best start in life, and done lots of extra work getting accredited to do so.
Read moreWife has returned home after being abducted by aliens (scroll down past the football).
Read moreFRANK
Frank was my great grandfather on my dad’s side. I only met him a couple of times. One time, me and my brother were made to wear the most ridiculous and embarrassing outfits, and we just felt very uncomfortable and ill-at-ease meeting this very old man from another time. He was born in the early 1901. So he must have been 80 or so when we met him. Not so old these days, but back then he really was like a dinosaur, or a fossil.
Read more“Mum, passing me a small parcel wrapped in Xmas paper: ‘I didn’t get you anything for Xmas.’ Me: ‘What’s this then?’ Mum: ‘Oh, just socks.'”
Read moreBaby son is one month old. Feels like we’ve had him five minutes and forever.
Read moreWife: “I don’t like the words. I don’t like the music. You sound like a hooligan. I couldn’t care less about fucking Jimmy Carter.”
Read moreEating cold turkey, ham, pork pie, Lincolnshire sausage and haslet. Reminiscing about pig’s chap, chine and brawn.
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