Hellish morning so far.
Little kid’s porridge was “too hot” so I stirred in some cold milk. Then it was “too milky” so I drained the milk with a sieve. Finally it was “too lumpy” so I put it in the food waste bin.
Then big kid’s “wasn’t right” so his went in the bin, too.
My four year old
About
Mild-mannered administrator by day.
Dad and personal butler, cook, dishwasher, driver and bedtime storyteller to two boys by night.
Decaffeinated left winger, sugar-free centre half.
0.5% cheese by lung volume (up to 11).
That was then. This is
/now
”The Universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.”
Kilgore Trout