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Little kid came over to me, sat on my knee and gazed lovingly into my eyes.
Smiling sweetly at me, he gently stroked my forehead and said:
You’re even more bald than I thought!
Little kid has been finding, photographing and naming plants at school, so we did a little homework this afternoon.
He knows what a daisy looks like, but he thought that dandelions were sunflowers. “How does the lion get in?” he asked.
Pictured: Red Robin. Dark Star. Purple Archangel.
Apologies for the break in transmission. Last month I went out for a couple of pints with @andyc@mastodon.me.uk and it took me this long to recover.
The Art of the Deal
Evolution of negotiations with my little kid during the last week:
Me: it’s time to stop gaming now.
Little kid: * throws gaming device across floor, attempts to decapitate me with a kung fu kick to the head *
Me: how about you get in the bath, count to ten, and then you can get out?
LIttle kid: TWENTY! Twenty and I’m in!
Me: hey, do you want to make a deal and get in the bath?
Little kid: ok. I’m in.
Trigger warning.
The War for Greater Israel - Craig Murray
Having sanctioned genocide, mass killings and deliberate destruction of medical facilities and staff, the mass murder of children, as well as the kidnapping and murder of Heads of State, it is hard now to imagine almost any atrocity which the Western powers are in any moral position to condemn.
It’s wild out there!
Free speech warriors out in force on X. Simultaneously celebrating book-burning (the Qur’an) while decrying “racist” improvised paint jobs and graffiti on Churchill’s statue and Gail’s Bakery, and “family values” voting tactics and “cheating” after their favoured fascist lost an election in Manchester.
