Not the most attractive presentation, but it’s all about the taste sensation.

Cheddar on the left. Wensleydale on the right.

Two shop bought mince pies on a plate after being warmed in the oven, decapitated and topped with cheese, lids back on again. All slightly dilapidated.

I thought I’d done great with these pizzas, but big kid ate only three slices (he can usually eat all eight) and spat out his salami, little kid said he doesn’t like the sauce (it’s out of a tin, the same he usually eats), and the missus said hers was burnt and inedible (although she still ate it).

photo collage of four different homemade pizzas

Scored this bag of Akash Gold at the local Tesco Express.

Light and fluffy indeed.

Chilli sans carne was amazing.

Big kid gave the rice 11/10.

Yellow 2kg bag of Akash Gold aged Basmati rice on a lime green tablecloth with white polka dots.My "Chilli sans carne" with rice in a bowl topped with grated cheese

Achievement unlocked.

Handed my four year old a slice of ham for his lunch.

“Yay! Pink chicken!”

Now we know what he meant yesterday when he turned his nose up at spicy chicken and said “I like pink chicken!”

Spuds Up!

We harvested the last three of eleven potato bags at the weekend. A decent crop, and very tasty.

Highlights were regular watering and earthing up (using homegrown compost) with my kids, and big kid’s tenth birthday party where his friends got to (among other fun activities) harvest the first three bags and take home a potato bag each.​

Fond memories of going potato picking with my mum in the Lincolnshire Wolds in the early 1970s.​

Potatoes grown in bags ready to harvest.Kids harvesting potatoes Three bags of potatoes on the kitchen table

Unusually productive morning.

  • taught big kid how to convert fractions into decimals and percentages and vice versa
  • voted for Mayor of London, constituency London Assembly Member and London-wide member
  • bought some fruit and brown baps
  • collected big kid’s prescriptions and recycled his expired epipens
  • got six freshly baked garlic naans from my local naan shop
  • got some decent exercise
Screenshot of Google Fit map of my morning walk

Nine year old said he wanted to grow some potatoes, so we planted chitted seed potatoes in bags tonight.

He said he didn’t know it was so much work!

Dishing It Out

Following on from the pots and pans incident, my wife has decreed that the bamboo plates and bowls I bought as child-safe alternatives to our regular crockery are in fact likely coated with melamine and, therefore, toxic.

She’s probably right, although only for hot food. I had noticed that my hot food tasted a bit funny using these, but I think they’re fine for sandwiches and such.

She claims her eggs taste better (“like childhood”) cooked in our new stainless steel frying pan. I used it to cook an omelette for the first time yesterday, and it was undoubtedly the best omelette I’ve ever tasted. Is that possible?

Too Much Pressure

Inevitably, as I sit here in the cafe next to my son’s swimming lesson, unable to drink coffee because the cafe is permanently closed, my mind wanders and starts thinking about coffee.

For most of my adult life, I’ve started the day with a cup of tea. Regular English breakfast tea. PG Tips, Tetley. Milk and sugar.

Tea was always my preferred drink, but I did like a cup of instant coffee or two later in the morning, but only if it was one I liked. I wasn’t fond of Nescafe or the other regular blends.

A few years ago, I switched to Rooibos (redbush) tea, and never went back. I also started appreciating real coffee made in a French press, and later got my own Aeropress. What really sealed the coffee deal, was discovering fresh coffee beans that aren’t burnt (Pact Coffee).

About three years ago, I backed a Kickstarter campaign to build an affordable, portable espresso maker, CoffeeJack.

Now, I’m not one of those people who backs a lot of these types of things, although it wasn’t my first or last. I understand that it’s not like ordering from Amazon or anywhere else. You’re backing a project with money in the hope that it’s successful and that you end up with a product that works as described. There’s no guarantee.

Now, CoffeeJack delivered about three years after they got my money. Which is a long time! They had lots of problems along the way, including, of course, the covid pandemic. So fair play to them for getting their project finished at all. And it was worth the wait, in my opinion. They produced exactly what they promised, and for six months I had two cups a day of the best coffee I’ve ever tasted.

Sadly, just when I thought I’d cracked it, I cracked the bayonet on my CoffeeJack. Too much pressure, to quote The Selector.