Earlier this week, I updated my crime report online to say that my son’s scooter had been returned.

This morning, I received a wake up call to ask if I was still expecting a police visit.

“Yes, sort of, because that’s what we arranged, but I did update my report to say my son’s scooter had been returned. I don’t want to waste police time.”

Oh, we’ll check the report then and see what it says.