People ask me, why do you wear that cap?

Well, I’ve worn 📷 a cap on and off since I was little.

I didn’t wear a cap for a long time as an adult, but started wearing one again during the first covid lockdown. The main reason was because my psoriasis was really bad, and it was an attempt to stop me scratching my head and to cover up the wounds from scratching my head.

Some lunatics ask me why do I wear a commie hat? Is it because I support the murder of 90m Chinese people?

I must admit that I chose the commie hat to boil centrists’ piss, but the only piss I’ve ever managed to boil by wearing my hat is that of right wing nutjobs.

I had the noise pollution team in my house yesterday. They heard all the forking noise, investigated the source and told me that “there’s a housing crisis, you just have to out up with it.” I pointed out that this has nothing to do with any housing crisis, and we were here before the industrial site was built.

Today they emailed to say it doesn’t count as noise nuisance, and there’s nothing they can do.

I have asked them to explain why their colleagues throughout the previous fifteen years have always managed to resolve the issue, but they cannot do the same now.

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