Ugarte gave the ball away like Casemiro for the goal.

No wonder my eldest hates football. All he’s seen is United after Ferguson.

Half-time report will be in the morning after we’ve all woken up.

Beautiful swan!

Goose stepped out of line.

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Some more trees for the collection.

Never noticed this cabin before. I must have walked past it hundreds of times.

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Never noticed this weeping willow (?) before either.

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Liked the colours of the weathered old narrowboats in these first two pics, and the sky in the third.

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Walked past big kid’s old “Wonderwall” he helped to create at his nursery school, must be seven years ago.

He’s always been very proud of his yellow brick.

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I just used Voicenotes.com on my phone to record various training prices from historical invoices reading them off my laptop screen, asked it to create a summary, copied into NotebookLM to sort and make a pretty table I could paste into Sheets, then tidied up the presentation.

Then asked Gemini to research three equivalent types of training from external providers, copied responses into Docs, imported Docs into NotebookLM and got a second shiny table for comparison.

Productivity through the roof.

Once it can make coffee and bring cake to the table, and make off-the-cuff wisecracks, I will be expendable.

Wife beefed about the beef (“too salty”) and the horseradish (“tastes like jalapeno flavoured toothpaste”), but otherwise enjoyed the “perfect” roast potatoes and the veggies.

Kid A said he would try the tiniest piece of beef along with some cabbage, but ate neither.

Kid B said, “Maybe yesterday”.