It’s come to something when we’re praising the Pope for cheering for peace not war, and welcoming refugees and the homeless.

‘He admitted to putting a “sock over my private bits” and opening his dressing room door shouting “hooray”’.

He was doing so well up until that admission.

Awful news.

Just for clarity, while he no longer has enormous testicles, he’s still very definitely a boy.

Little kid is five today. Job done according to his mum. At least I’m no longer getting peed on.

Keir Starmer welcomed the Magic Circle’s decision saying it brought “clarity”.

“18,000 years ago” before anyone gets too excited.

Full moon tomorrow night?

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Southend syndrome?

Israel appears to commit war crimes with impunity.