We haven’t had a left back all season, so of course when we sign one we play him on the right wing.

Ugarte gave the ball away like Casemiro for the goal.

No wonder my eldest hates football. All he’s seen is United after Ferguson.

Half-time report will be in the morning after we’ve all woken up.

Thanks to Howard Webb for clearing this up so promptly.

Talking of Chumbawamba has sent me down another memory hole today.

I have some hazy memories of following another anti-fascist band, Blaggers ITA, around in the early ’90s. I seem to remember playing football with them in Manchester at one time. That was after the pub closed on a hot Sunday afternoon to kill some time before their gig in the evening.

Must be the same reason they struggled in Ten Hag’s system?

Why are Man Utd struggling in Amorim's system? bbc.com

Arsenal match report

For some reason this match report is in four acts:

Maguire nutmegged himself…

Sterling looked on with impressive sideburns.

Another fantastic penalty save from Bayindir and Zirkzee sensibly chose to shoot to win the game with the final kick.

Extra time proved to be a waste of time. Now it’s a penalty shootout.