- Independent support broker helping disabled and older people get the personalised health and social care they want, accredited with the London Brokerage Network in November 2012
- Completed PTLLS (Preparing to Teach in the Lifelong Learning Sector) in March 2013, accredited at Level 4 (May 2013).
- Twelve years experience facilitating employability training programmes for people with mental health disabilities
- Volunteer mentoring a young person in employability skills with Inspire, Motivate & Engage since March 2013
- Teaching a six year old how to play the guitar since January 2013
- Licensed Football Association coach with a Certificate in Coaching Football Level 1 Award at Middlesex County FA since November 2012
- Not a podcaster since April 2010
Support4Life is the trading name I'm using to work as an independent support broker. This means that I help older and disabled people plan their own support to get the personalised health and social care they want, so that they can stay in control of their lives.
Chief cook and bottle washer.
Not in Richmond. Not a fellowship.
Co-creator and designer of unique and beautiful triangular stained glass lamps, Spitalfields Market stallholder, white van man (furniture removals), careers advisor and mental health trainer.
Design and implementation of a comprehensive therapeutic activities programme for frail elderly people with physical, sensory and memory impairments. All singing, all dancing, quizmaster, bingo caller, party planner, minibus driver, cake maker, counsellor, advocate and befriender of the infirm and the incontinent. Friday afternoons in the pub.
Wiping arses.
Playing a football manager demo over and over again. Late mornings, early lunches, afternoons in the pub. European travel. I'm genuinely surprised I lasted so long.
Back in November last year, I shared some of my experiences of teaching my mother to use Google Talk to chat with me online.
While I was writing it, I worried that people might think that I was, in effect, putting my Mum's difficulties with this new-fangled internet thing up for public ridicule and humiliation, and that my motivations for doing so were based on not just my current frustrations with her techno-disability, but an expression of long held, childish resentments and anger, too thinly disguised in somewhat black humour.
Then I thought 'Fuck it! Publish and be damned!'
I needn't have worried too much. My experiences seemed to resonate with sons, Facebook mothers and cousins, Markov chain text generators, and sons, from Zurich to Norfolk and back again.
As well as forgiving my mother for unresolved hurts and disappointments, I wanted to try to be a bit more understanding and helpful in my online communications with her, and not to come over as such a grumpy bastard. Better late than never, it occurred to me that this really wasn't so much about my mother's apparent lack of computer sense, or my own deficiencies as a teacher. As Andy C pointed out three years ago, when thinking aloud about his wife Norma's browsing habits,
'I think the key issue here is more about usability.'
Furthermore,
'This isn’t being patronising but I don’t believe she knows what the address bar is. Until recently, she didn’t know what the search bar was.'
And:
'I am sure this mentality isn’t unique among novice and non technical users.'
Indeed, my mother doesn't know her Unity Dash from her Start Menu, but she can still dual boot Windows and Ubuntu, and download, install and start Teamviewer from the command line when necessary.
So, hot on the heels of that success, I bring you further comedic news of Mother's progress, this time focussing on email. But first, a brief recap of where we left off....
Mum: hi david
Mum: hi david
me: why are you saying everything twice?
Mum: because you did not reply
me: I can't reply while I'm cooking breakfast. And I'll still get your message even if I don't reply for weeks, months or even years.
Mum: sorry
me: no need to apologise for that. Point is, there it's not like the telephone where you need to know the other person is actually there and listening before you start speaking. It's more like email. So no need to start with 'hi david' every time. Just get straight into whatever it is you wanted to say. And I'll reply whenever I get the message and/or feel like replying to it.
Mum: ok
Mum: hi david
me: hi Mum
Mum: how are you doing
me: ok. You?
Mum: not bad couldnt get onto firefox tonight had to sign in but didnt know my password so i have changed it
me: you don't have or need a password to use Firefox, but nevermind
Mum: its ok now
me: you sure it wasn't some kind of virus/phishing scam?
Mum: dont say that
Mum: how would i know
me: well, firstly, you don't have or need a password to use Firefox...
Mum: it said i had to sign in
me: yes, I believe you. That's how some viruses work
me: you sure you don't mean you had to sign in to your email or something else?
Mum: well i have done it now
me: yes, I know, you told me
me: how did you change your password?
Mum: when i wanted to go on google talk i had to put my new pass word
me: right, but Google Talk isn't Firefox, is it?
Mum: i dont know what i have done
me: well, if it was Google Talk asking you for your password and you didn't know it and then clicked on a link saying 'forgotten password' or similar which then opened up Firefox you should be ok.
Mum: it was firefox that asked for the password first
Mum: lets forget about this or i wont sleep tonight
me: ok. But you don't have or need a password to use Firefox. What were you doing on Firefox? What page were you on?
Mum: just tried it now
Mum: i click mozilla firefox on the bottom left to open up my google page and it says you have been signed out sign in which opens up a box which wants my email address and password
me: right, ok. So Google wanted your password, not Firefox. It does that sometimes. You can sleep peacefully, now :-)
Mum: thanks
Mum registered for online banking with her bank, but had a problem with her router not working for a week. Being offline, she had not received any emails, including one she was expecting from her bank, and one from me with some photos attached. She had just got off the phone to her ISP, who had managed to get her back online:
Mum: i have just had a look and no email from bank
me: have you checked your spam folder?
Mum: no will do
Mum: nothing there
me: what email address did you give them?
Mum: tiscali
me: which email account are you looking in for this email?
Mum: they did not ask about lower key looking in windows mail
me: why are you using Windows Mail? I set it up for you to use Google Mail didn't I?
me: lower key?
Mum: no capitals
Mum: just going to look on the bank web sight
me: your email won't be there, will it?
Mum: why did i spell site like i did
me: because you are looking for an email?
Mum: no i have had a letter from them
me: I thought you said you are expecting an email from them?
Mum: i will have to ring them again
me: why?
Mum: i dont know my user name
me: that is probably in the email they sent you
Mum: i think it is but i have not received it
me: have you checked in your Google Mail?
Mum: yes
me: in spam?
Mum: no will do
Mum: not in spam
me: have you checked your Tiscali mail online and spam/junk?
Mum: yes
me: when did they say they would email you?
Mum: the letter contains a temporary password but i need the user name
me: yes, I know
me: when did they say they would email you?
Mum: it should have been in the email before i came off the phone she said i will email you
me: and what was she going to put in the email?
Mum: my user name
me: so you gave her your email address over the phone?
Mum: yes
me: what is your email address?
Mum: mrsmrsdn@tiscali.co.uk
Mum: it says in the letter to ring if i have any problems
me: yes, I know. But they can't help you if you have a problem receiving email can they?
Mum: i have no problems receiving emails got yours
me: right, well you didn't tell me that did you? In that case they haven't sent it to you
Mum: i know that so i will ring tomorrow
me: well, I've just spent 28 minutes trying to help you locate it
Mum: sorry
When she retired a couple of years ago, Mum started knitting jumpers for dogs, as you do, and selling them on eBay.
Mum: i have not gone to prison yet you were joking about keeping a record of what i sell
me: not really.
Mum: stop kidding me or i won't sleep tonight
me: I'm not kidding
Mum: what about all the other people who sell on ebay
me: what about them?
me: Anyway, I suppose you have a record on your ebay account
Mum: true
Mum: that won't stay on forever will it
me: I don't know. I don't see why not. Anyway, you also get email confirmation, which will last forever (unless you delete it)
Mum: emails only stay on for 30 days
me: No they don't.
Mum: mine go to trash
me: Only if you send them there. My, for someone who couldn't register for an Etsy account last week, you are now an expert!
Mum: very funny
me: if it is in your gmail, unless you send it to trash (which there is no reason to do, ever - you should 'archive' instead), they will always be available to you.
Mum: i have never sent anything to archive just tried sending one how do i see if it is there
me: look in all mail, or just search
Mum: search what
me: at the top of your gmail screen there is a search box. You can use it to search for archived emails just like you would do on Google
Mum: found it in all mail
Mum: can send it back to inbox
Mum: do you know my password for googlemail
Mum: i put in my password but it says it was changed 4 months ago
me: did you change it?
Mum: no
me: click on this link and try again: http://mail.google.com
Mum: that only brings my emails up
me: isn't that what you want?
me: cod or haddock?
Mum: cod
Mum: only eat haddock
me: what?
Mum: only eat haddock never cod
me: but you prefer cod?
Mum: no pressed the enter button by mistake
Mum: cod has worms
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No emails.
Mum: hi david did you get my email
Let me reassure you:
Tinap is not closing.
There is not a summary of the changes coming to Tinap on the Tinap blog.
Part of that includes stopping new podcasts on Tinap.
Existing podcasts will continue to be available, but new podcasts are no longer allowed.
Tinap is going to start using new CAT PISS DELUXE software - Levelator - instead of piss poor, paprika-less Audacity. This will 'evan' out the sound levels to zero, so that everyone can hear and be heard equally, in stereo, mono, ogg and mp3. Even with the volume dial turned up to 11.
All active podcasts will continue to be available for download automatically. Active means one release in the last 12 years.
Even after the change, "old" podcasts will still be available to download.
If you'd like to listen to a federated anti-social podcast, we suggest trying The Dick Turnip Roadshow. You'll get a new podcast on one of the two free public podcast feeds available (with more coming every fortnight). You won't be able to listen to Tinap right now, but when Tinap switches over to the new software, you'll be fully compatible.
You can also download Tinap and install it on your own server. If you think there's some emergency reason to create a new Tinap, send me a request at #tinap, and I'll most probably ignore it.
Thanks to all the Tinap listeners who've encouraged others to listen to the podcast. I hope that getting people to listen to the CAT PISS DELUXE version will be as fun and rewarding.
Here are some things you can do if you're freaking out about Tinap:
Thanks, David.
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I recently began a course of rational emotive behavioural therapy (REBT) in a further effort to address my experience of mental health problems (what I usually refer to as my 'depression', but which other people may refer to as being 'clinically fed up', or they may not refer to it all and, instead, drink themselves into a near-coma every night).
REBT is based on the idea that unhealthy emotions that we find disturbing are generally the result of irrational beliefs, i.e., firmly-held beliefs or opinions about ourselves, other people, life, the universe and everything, which, under rational scrutiny, just don't add up or make any sense.
That is not to say that we cannot experience healthy negative emotions - we can, and do. The difference is that healthy negative emotions do not leave us sludging around our inner spaces projecting our own shit1 on to the world, or furiously waving our arms about at inconsiderate car drivers on a daily basis. Yes, the world can be shitty sometimes, but it's really not the end of the world as we know it, and we can feel fine about that, even if we'd prefer it if it wasn't shitty. Likewise, I'd like car drivers to show more consideration to other road users, but they don't have to. And when they don't, I don't have to walk into oncoming traffic to remonstrate with them non-verbally.
So, it's not simply a case of positive thinking or blind optimism in the face of adversity, but sensible advice about how we might prefer to behave and feel if we didn't let our emotions get the better of us. And there appears to be plenty of evidence that REBT is much more effective in helping people feel better than other talking therapies or anti-depressant medication.
That said, I'd already decided to go back to my GP and ask him to prescribe me anti-depressants again, as I've felt myself sinking ever lower into typical depressive thinking and feeling for several weeks. I've tried citalopram and sertraline before, and maybe a different one will work better for me and/or at least give me a little placebo boost in my mood, take the edge off my anger and give me and those around me a bit of respite while I wait for the REBT to kick in.
It's always nice to have a plan and I felt good about it. I made an appointment to see my GP for today, and to see the nurse tomorrow for two much needed ear massages. I was up bright and early this morning and trolled Andrew 'Apocalypse Tomorrow' Felske on Identi.ca for amusement while I waited.
I went to the surgery at my appointed time and checked in with the new computerised reception kiosk.
'Sorry, your appointment has not been recognised. Please speak to a human at the Reception desk.'
I tried again. Same thing. Odd. I spoke to a human at the Reception desk.
'You don't have an appointment to see the doctor, today, Mr Marsden. Your appointment is tomorrow to see the nurse.'
'No. I definitely made an appointment to see the doctor today. I wouldn't be here otherwise, would I?'
'I'm looking on the system.... It says you cancelled your appointment to see the doctor.'
'No, I didn't cancel my appointment to see the doctor. Why would I do that? I made an appointment to see the doctor, today. The person I spoke to when I made the appointment hung up before I could add that I also wanted an appointment to see the nurse about a totally separate issue, in addition to seeing the doctor today. So I rang back straight away and made an appointment to see the nurse, tomorrow. I'd like to see the doctor today, please, like I made an appointment to do so, which is why I'm here, right now, at the appointed time. I'm sorry for getting angry with you. I know it's not your fault.'
(Of course what I should have said was:
'An appointment to see the doctor? Moi? I don't think so! I'm as fit as a fiddle! Nothing wrong with me! Nothing that a good seeing to wouldn't soon put right, at any rate! I don't need an appointment to see the doctor! I'd like to see the doctor, of course. He's a jolly fine chap! But if I can't see the doctor, because I don't actually have an appointment to see him, well, you know what? It's not the end of the world as we know it, is it! And I feel fine! Hey ho! Pip and dandy!2)
'The doctor will see you now, Mr Marsden.'
I told the doctor I'd been feeling depressed and miserable for weeks and that it felt worse since I last saw him a fortnight earlier about some other bodily grievance. We talked a bit about other anti-depressants I'd tried before and how they didn't seem to have much positive effect on my mood, but left me unable to sleep. I scored 14 on the PHQ-9. I told him I'd scored myself at 65 on the Burns Depression Checklist. He wrote me a prescription for fluoxetine (more commonly known as Prozac). I was pleased with this. Then he looked at my file. He took the prescription back.
'Oh, no. I don't feel comfortable doing this. The psychotherapy group you go to is run by a psychiatrist. He should be making this decision.'
'Well, he knows I'm here. We talked about it in the group. But it's not his job to prescribe my medication!'
'OK, well, let's wait until he writes to me to say so.'
'Nooooo! Please, doctor! I'm desperate! I don't know how I'm going to cope, especially over Xmas!'
'Ah, but fluoxetine will take maybe six to eight weeks before you feel any beneficial effect anyway.'
'Yes, but I might get some more immediate benefit from the placebo effect, doctor!'
'Your argument doesn't make any sense!'
'My belief that anti-depressant medication will help me feel better is irrational, doctor? Well, I'd like it if it does help me to feel a bit better, but I realise that it might not. If it doesn't, it's not the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine about it. But I'd like to try.'
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E.g., 'Can you never ever succeed at anything?! You useless, rancid, cancerous sack of shit!' - Arnold J. 'Ace' Rimmer, Red Dwarf X, episode 1. ↩
'I've decided not to be so hard on myself. If I pass, "Splendissimo!" If I fail, "Hey ho! Pip and dandy!" That's my new life slogan.' - Arnold J. 'Ace' Rimmer, Red Dwarf X, episode 1. ↩
I have been chatting with my mother on Google Talk since I first taught her how to use it in August 2008. I thought it would be a good way to keep in touch in addition to - and preferably instead of - those awkward fortnightly phone calls where neither of us had anything to say, and definitely to replace those horrible answer phone messages ('It's only Mum...').
This personal project has been a huge success. In the intervening four and a bit years, we have chatted online in this way exactly four hundred times, roughly twice a week (although our 'conversation rate' is actually just 52%1).
Supporting my mother to learn how to use a (Windows) computer and the internet has not been easy. Indeed, mum's GTalk online 'status' has said 'hi david'2 since October 2008, and in late 2009 I had a mental breakdown. So I do not advise that you try this at home without an adult present.
Still, for those of you you who are interested, I thought it might be useful and fun to share a sample of my experience.
Mum: hi david
me: hi
Mum: hi david
me: hi
Mum: hi
Mum: hi david
Mum: are you not there?
me: hello Mum
Mum: hello
me: hello
Mum: hi david
Mum: hi david
Mum: if you are not there i can not stop as i am going to do my shopping
Mum: hello
Mum: hi david
me: sry breakfast has just arrived
Mum: just arrived?
me: courtesy of Fred the Frying Pan and Timmy The Toaster
Mum: what do you mean
me: all nicely served by Peter The Plate
Mum: tell me what you mean
me: I'm eating my breakfast
Mum: is that why you were not available last night i tried several times
me: tried what?
Mum: to speak to you
me: on phone?
Mum: no on line
me: I didn't see you
Mum: well it said you were busy
me: I forgot to turn busy off. But you should still be able to send me a message anyway. Even if it says I'm here I might not be. But I will answer you when I get back. If you are offline, you will get the message when you login again next time
me: so remember that if you login at 7am on Saturday morning and get a message from me - it means I sent it on Friday night after you went to bed. And I will still BE in bed on Saturday at 7am!!!
Mum: i wouldnt send you a message when it says busy
me: why not?
Mum: because you were busy
me: It doesn't matter. You can message me anytime you like. If I'm busy I'll tell you I'm busy. If I'm watching TV, on the phone or out I probably won't respond until later
Mum: ok
Mum: can i put photos onto my lap top
me: yes
me: I thought I showed you how to do that
Mum: not off my camera but old ones so that i could send them to you
me: oh, ok. You have a scanner?
Mum: yes
me: you know how to use it?
Mum: think so
me: then scan them in
me: Picasa should find them automagically
me: then email them to me
Mum: what to the printer
me: scan them with the scanner
me: that will create a digital image on your laptop
Mum: i will have a go at weekend
me: don't answer the bloody phone, then!
Mum: hi david
me: don't you want to skype?
Mum: what do you mean
Mum: i did not mean to end it like that
me: how did you mean to end it?
Mum: caught the button
Mum: speak to you tomorrow nite
me: ok, nite
Mum: who is going to win
me: 6-0 to Utd!
Mum: hi david
me: hi
Mum: made it half way to 6-0
Mum: i read today that fergie is going to get rid of vidic next summer
me: News of the World?
Mum: how did you guess
me: because that's what newspaper you buy and it's also well
known to be full of crap
Mum: true
Mum: but we will see
me: what else does the NotW have to say?
Mum: he is too aggressive with team mates in training
me: oh and it's taken how many years for Fergie to see this?
Mum: hes not been there for many years
me: nearly 4
Mum: i am going to bed soon got a headache
me: I'm not surprised trying to make sense out of the NotW
Mum: very funny
Mum: anyway how are you
me: ok, how are you?
Mum: fine thanks apart from headache
Mum: what is java
me: just click on update or yes or ok
Mum: says there is a new update
Mum: shall i install
me: yes
Mum: i can do it later it says
me: you'll be in bed
Mum: i will do it now then it says failed to download required
installation files
Mum: its gone now
Mum: off to bed now up early in morning for work
me: nite
Mum: nite
me: just going to log out and back in again
Mum: what do you mean
me: I mean I'm going to log out and then log back in again
These messages were sent while you were offline.
Mum: ok
Mum: are you back now
Mum: now you have gone off line
Mum: why do you keep going on and off
Mum: hello
me: ok, back
Mum: thats better
Mum: have you gone
me: Can you see a green light next to my name?
Mum: a green circle
Mum: going to bed now nite
me: that means I'm here
Mum: i see
me: no green light = not here
Mum: ok
me: good night
Mum: nite
Mum: wht does idle mean
Mum: hi david will speak to you later
Mum: have you gone
me: what do you think?
Mum: about what
me: if I have gone or not
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193 out of all 400 chat sessions are one line in total. ↩
266 out of all 400 chat sessions begin with 'hi david' or 'hello david'.
5 begin with 'david are you there'.
5 begin with 'david please speak to me'.
3 begin with 'are you busy'.
1 begins with 'i won't talk now if you are busy'.
1 begins with 'are you still not there david'. ↩
Marsden United today completed the £75.00 (plus add ons) transfer of perennial bed-warmer Barcelona, who has been on trial with the club for the past two weeks. United manager David Marsden said that signing Barcelona was a signal of United's intent this season and in seasons to come:
'Barcelona is an exciting prospect and addition to our team and gives us more options to go for a walk in the middle of the park. Barcelona is also well used to being on top of the table (eating food from her owners' plates), which is where we obviously want to be, too.'
Barcelona's signing went through after the transfer deadline because she was, in effect, a free agent, having been found collapsed outside a nightclub in London, and because the local cattery is not affiliated to the Football Association.
In addition to the signing on fee, United are understood to have paid £20.00 for the special Generation Game Cat Owners' Starter Pack cat bed (which she violently refuses to use) a litter tray (which, thank God, she is perfectly happy to use), a fetching pink collar, one month's instalment of food and litter, a tiny football, and a cuddly toy. As part of the deal, United also signed a one-legged catnip-infested 'scratching' post, which - like the cat basket - is studiously ignored in favour of the sofa and bedroom carpet, for the bargain price of £17.50.
Despite missing the first week's training because she was hiding under the sofa, Barcelona appears to be settling in well with her new team mates:
'She's very cute, four-footed and can pass that blasted little football about kita-kata style all night bloody long,' added Marsden, bleary-eyed. 'I think she'll be a great asset to this club and she'll win us many admirers with her fine play, although some might not like the fact that she'll also get us a lot of penalties as she rolls over to have her belly rubbed at the slightest touch. But that's football for you.'
Marsden also added that, as Barcelona is a bloody stupid name for a cat, she will now be known as Lola (Lol for short), a kind of bastardisation of a shortened form of Barce-Lona. It was either that or Alan, which the wife didn't like at all. (Cat. Alan. Get it?)
Or anyone, for that matter. Especially if they have some seemingly arbitrary power over you. Like paying you for your labour.
Of course, there have been some cracking Quakers. And as religions go, if I had to choose one, the Religious Society of Friends wouldn't be the worst choice by a long way (at least they appreciate a bit of unostentatious peace and quiet).
The only Quaker I know (or, the only person I know, who I know is a Quaker), turned out to be a total cunt. Let's call him Richard Nixon. Or Tricky Dicky, for short. He was my employer for a few years, and had always seemed a decent one at that. That is, until my line manager (let's call him King George III, or The Mad King) started throwing his vast weight around the office to get people (me included) to do extra work that was in his job description (dumping, not delegation), and generally just being quite unpleasant, discriminatory and dictatorial about it all.
Soon, it all went pear-shaped.
I started complaining about things. You know, the unpleasantness. The discrimination. The dictatorship. I blew the whistle. His Barking Majesty went ballistic. He told me he would have me sacked if I carried on. He accused me of being an alcoholic, and of sexually harassing female colleagues, all without a shred of evidence to back it up (because there was none). He criticised me, verbally abused me, and humiliated me in front of colleagues and members of the public. He told colleagues I was incompetent.
This all happened over a period of about three months, during which time Tricky Dicky tried to act as a mediator, and also attended a gathering of colleagues to hear their similar grievances against the Bonkers King. Nixon's only response was to warn me that His Majesty would raise a retaliatory grievance against me, and that, if that were the case, Nixon would support the King.
Finally, I could take no more and got signed off sick by my GP suffering from 'stress at work'. My symptoms included fainting, shortness of breath, and panic attacks, for which no physical cause was ever found by a consultant, who conducted various cardiology examinations. The Mad King told Tricky Dicky that my absence was unauthorised, even though, as I later discovered, His Royal Ravingness had signed off my absence notification himself. This convenient 'lapse of memory' allowed Nixon to stop my wages that month for 'unauthorised absence', and to write to me asking me to confirm my 'resignation'. While I was able to put Nixon straight on what had happened, and the Mad King's duplicitous part in it, Nixon decided it warranted no further action on his part.
While I was still off sick, Nixon asked me to do some work, as he and Mad King George were getting into a bit of a pickle without me. (Who's incompetent now?) Nixon and the King also told colleagues and clients why I was off sick (in breach of confidentiality) and His Majesty reportedly enjoyed telling anyone who would listen, 'But stress isn't an illness!' (This would be somewhat less interesting if it wasn't for the fact that our field of work was supporting people who have mental health problems.) I was only off for six weeks, but during that time they also told everyone that my work project was 'failing', that it was all my fault, and tried to close it down - it was only the protests of colleagues and clients that kept it running.
When I returned to work, Nixon issued me with redundancy, which I appealed. I raised a formal grievance about the King's tyrannical behaviour towards me, which Nixon dismissed without conducting a proper, fair and independent investigation or hearing. Indeed, he went on to question my competence and conduct, and tried to blame me for His Majesty's bad behaviour. Again, he threatened me with the prospect of the King raising a retaliatory grievance against me if I appealed against his decision, which I felt I had to do. The King thusly raised his retaliatory grievance, which Nixon heard alone, finding in favour of the King. He refused to hear my appeal against my redundancy.
Meantime, newly unemployed, I started applying for jobs and got a few interviews. I also decided to fill in the forms and take my case to an Employment Tribunal, which would meet several months later. Before the tribunal happened, I got a couple of job offers, one of which I accepted. A few days later, however, the offer was withdrawn. Apparently, Tricky Dicky had written me a bad reference, which I was able to verify thanks to the Data Protection Act. I was also able to get a copy of a good reference he'd written for me for another job that I didn't get, but which had been before I submitted my case to the Employment Tribunal. Funny that.
Anyway, that's Quakers for you.
Not so long ago, before the brave new world of its doubleplusgood Facebook-killing anti-social network, Google provided the best blog and news feed reader out there called, simply, Google Reader. It's still the best blog and news feed reader out there, and believe me, I've looked at alternatives. Reader always had something of a social side to it - you could share what you read via your own rss feed (or somehow) and subscribe to the feeds of others in the same way, and you and other readers could comment on those shares, if that was your kind of thing.
Since Google Plus came along, all that has changed. There is no feed to share your reading with any more. If you want to share what you are reading you are compelled to share it on Plus. I don't know about anyone else, but I find myself sharing less than I might do otherwise, simply because I don't want to overwhelm anyone who has me in one of their circles. And, of course, I can always just star (Reader's built-in basic bookmarking feature) items I want to be able to find again for myself. I suppose I could just Plus One items I want to bookmark (and share) in that way, or even post to a circle containing only me, but neither seems a very satisfactory or useful way to do it to me.
I suppose, initially, my main motivation for wanting to find another way to share what I'm reading via a feed is because I signed up to Flavours.me, which does what it says on the tin and combines all your online profiles together in one shiny place. And who doesn't want shiny?
That just wouldn't work with Google Plus as it is now.
Apart from being just a vanity project, and potentially sharing what I've read with random strangers, sharing my Google Reader starred items via If This Then That and Tumblr (I could have used Wordpress.com or another blogging platform, but Tumblr seemed the most appropriate) has allowed me to revisit all those blog posts and news items I felt were interesting and amazing two or three years ago and curate them for posterity. Another thing I've noticed is that quite a few blogs and news sites are either no longer with us or have paid the shiny dollar and 'upgraded' leaving their old stories homeless. Re-publishing to Tumblr is a way of preserving web content that has or had value to me, and may have for others, too. (If I re-published something of yours that you would prefer I didn't, just let me know and we can negotiate a price for me to remove it.)
For example, I now have an easy way to find and share all my favourite articles on, about or containing:
And as a result of all this work (although I'm no where near done), I now know (or am reminded) that, as well as being a complete shyster with no taste in music, Duncan Bannatyne is a prosopagnosic fuckface as well.
Today I went to see a woman about a cat. Several women and several cats, as it turned out. I finally persuaded the wife that we should take a walk down the canal path to the local cattery, with a view to adopting one of the poor strays that live there.
We both love cats. We'd talked about getting one. I just wanted us to visit the cattery to find out what the procedure was and to get their advice on if we should have a house cat (as we live in a first floor flat) or a cat that likes to go out (obviously more of a problem, but we weren't sure if that was really out of the question). My wife's concern was that, once there, she would be unable to leave without one.
Once there, I was almost unable to leave without one. As soon as you walk in, every cat (bar the few that have been there the longest), looks at you with pleading desperation (or maybe I'm over-anthropomorphising?) that just breaks your heart. We were greeted at reception by George, a very affectionate three-legged ginger tom, who got very jealous of the attention I gave to the pen I was using to fill in the adoption form. Inside the cattery itself, we were introduced to Barcelona (yes, what a silly name for a cat - can you imagine calling it?
'BARCE-LO-NA! BARCE-LO-NA!' You'd be locked up in no time.)
Barcelona, however, is just about the loveliest cat you could ever wish to meet. Young, pretty, healthy, a little shy, but just delighted to be held and stroked. It was somewhat gutting to be told that she was not a house cat, after all, as we'd been told. My wife is planning a midnight raid right now.
We were then introduced to two older cats, Lucy and Gilly, whose owner had died. Lucy is quite severely depressed. She hardly ever goes out, doesn't move much, and is generally just quite unresponsive and unhappy looking. What a sorry sight. And, God, it was like looking in a bloody mirror just a few months ago! You could see that she did like having her chin gently stroked, but that also it made her a bit agitated. She's not young, pretty or healthy, and she's quite miserable, but it would be so nice to give her a safe, loving home again, along with her pal. We're not sure we have room for two cats, though.
Anyway, we're going to be vetted with a home visit soon enough, so expect cat pictures if and when....
UPDATE: I awoke to the sound of meowing coming from the kitchen, only to find that it was just my wife making pancakes.
UPDATE: now with picture!
At the moment, not a lot.
I do have several personal 'projects' on the go, however.
I'm working on getting out a bit more. I'm planning to start a little community garden where I live. We have a patch of communal grass, which no one ever uses, and I want to start growing a few vegetables and maybe some fruit and flowers to share with the neighbours. Not the best time of year to start, but yesterday, as I wandered over to the the post box to post a letter I noticed some people dumping what looked like bed slats, which I promptly dismantled and procured for making my raised garden beds. I'm no gardener, and a bit cack-handed, so to make such a find and to pull it off with such brazen dexterity made me feel really good!
I'm starting a five week, one day a week training course to equip me with the skills and knowledge to become a support broker for people with disabilities who are now able to purchase the social care services they need directly rather than rely on social services to do it for them. This is quite closely related to the work I've been doing for thirteen years until I became ill, and could lead to some handy self-employed work in the future.
I've signed up for one of the FA's schemes to train as a youth coach, starting November. It's another five day course spread over a couple of weeks and it's local to where I live. Before I came to London in 1999, I did a little bit of youth coaching in the community where I worked, and it will be a good opportunity to make one or two local contacts and see if I can get involved in anything round here. I see a lot of kids playing footy on the streets and on the odd occasion we've had a little chat, none of them seem to be in a team or even bother going to play in the local park where there are goalposts to use.
Inside the house, and as I mentioned yesterday, I am in the early doors stages of the long-drawn-out process of moving all my worthy old blog posts here, fixing up all the old broken links along the way. This could take months or even years, if I ever finish it at all. I will start re-publishing some cleaned-up old posts again at some point, therefore. Apologies to my subscriber.
Easily side-tracked from such monotonous and mundane work, I found a workaround to share all my Google Reader shared items (well, my starred items, at least), like I used to be able to do until Google Plus came along and broke everything. So now I'm also in the early doors stages of the long-drawn-out process of going back through all my starred items, un-starring and starring them again so that they re-appear, as if by magic!
That's probably enough to be going on with, especially when you add that to my full-time job as a househusband.
The cocky, shaven-headed (i.e., bald) guy asked me:
'What do you do?'
It was the same question I'd heard earlier in the day as we all sat down together as strangers at our mutual friends' after-wedding lunch. What do you do?
I kept my head down and my mouth shut. After all, it's rude to talk with your mouth full. I averted my gaze as we went around the table introducing ourselves and our partners and saying a little bit about what we do. Thankfully, the fat chap next to me droned on about how he was big in mobile apps, or some crap, and everyone seemed to lose interest by the time it got around to what would have been my turn to answer.
I remember once, a few years ago, pre-empting that very same question - what do you do? - on behalf of a good friend and drinking buddy as I introduced him to another friend of mine.
'This is Lou,' I said. 'He's a teacher.'
Lou gave me a bollocking for that, and quite rightly so.
'This is my friend, Lou,' or 'This is my good friend and drinking buddy, Lou,' would have been much better.
Several drinks (three glasses of wine, two of champagne, two rum-and-cokes, and a couple of beers) later - back at the wedding this is - and this jumped-up, naturally de-follicled babyman asked me:
'What do you do?'
With my defences down, and my trousers still up (I'd forgotten to pack a belt), I began my tale of woe.
(At this point, I would normally link you, dear reader, to one or two, or even several, of my earlier posts describing my recent health and (un)employment related problems, but one thing I did do recently is to bury alive my old blog under a shiny new tombstone. It's all still there, just you can't see it. If you're really desperate, you can catch a glimpse of some of it via the Internet Archive Wayback Machine. I could fix it, but all this messing around with CNAMEs and A records and the like is starting to fry my brain. Instead I have started the painfully slow process of manually copying and pasting all my oldfangled blog posts worthy of merit into this newfangled Blogger, and fixing up all the old broken links along the way. I should have it finished by 2013 at the earliest.)
Anyway, I didn't tell him that. Actually, I can't remember anything I said to him at all (although I know we did disagree about politics). But I figure it must have been something about my recent health problems and subsequent lack of employment that prompted his unwelcome _condemnatory _retort:
'You've given up!'
All I can remember after that is being restrained by the bride, who, it turns out, is his sister.
‘Where the hell have you lot been ?’
In the laziest podcast competition with sawtell, we finally capitulate and blink first. We held out for 15 months though.
Some interesting folk who have been entertaining us recently:
Apparently, there is another podcast named ‘This Is Not A Podcast’. Our lawyers have been instructed.
Andy moves his blog yet again (from Drupal to Octopress) and David still feels guilty about abandoning Habari.
Luke swaps the hills of Aberyswyth for the mountains of Switzerland.
In the 15 month hiatus, TINAP has a new domain name, new web site, new subscription options (separate subscription options for Ogg/MP3/Stereo) and the reassuringly same old crap audio quality (this time courtesy of Luke who is halfway up the Matterhorn).
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0:00 Welcome to Season 2
1:15 The Sawtell stand-off
2:05 Screwing around with the sound system
2:20 Luke moves to Switzerland
3:10 Andy’s wife reads the Daily Mail
3:40 David gets down with the kids
4:00 How’s about this then?
7:00 Gardeners’ Question Time
8:18 #RhubarbRhubarb
9:30 New and interesting folk on Identi.ca
11:45 Stav’s TINAP Identi.ca poll
13:00 How not to make a podcast
15:26 Andy’s minor health issue
16:43 Space jump
17:26 Google Zurich
19:30 Virtual Andyc
23:04 Andy’s new Virgin Media router arrives
25:06 A very curious death to solve
25:57 How we all abandoned Habari
27:06 Deep psychological analysis
28:48 It’s just a head fuck
30:58 Cuckoo clocks, cowbells and Swiss maids
31:49 Zurich to Aberystwyth via Wolverhampton
40:38 @Marjoleink yak shaving
41:37 Solus OS
43:08 Goobuntu
44:50 Feedback
46:18 Name and shame
49:33 Amazuntu
52:15 Being: Liverpool – the bizarre world of Brendan Rodgers
56:00 #WHATABUNCHOFTWATS
57:24 Luke live microblogs the football
58:34 Outtakes
Footballers being twits on twitter. Yawn.
We discuss the strange motivational techniques of Brendan Rogers. David thinks he will lose his job by Christmas.
Comeback Kid 'Where the hell have you lot been ?' Luke - left Aberyswyth and moved 820 miles to work for the prestigious technology company, Google, in sunny Zurich. David - moved 7 miles to grow his own potatoes, carrots and cauliflower and pineapples. Embarked on securing his football coaching badges culminating in England lifting the World Cup in 2018. Andy - overcame a minor health issue to emerge victorious. Diagnosed with post traumatic stress disorder following the events of Sunday 13 May 2012. Roundup In the laziest podcast competition with sawtell, we finally capitulate and blink first. We held out for 15 months though. Some interesting folk who have been entertaining us recently: laroquod thomasvenables johnnynull and ladyj bone_idol Apparently, there is another podcast named 'This Is Not A Podcast'. Our lawyers have been instructed. Andy moves his blog yet again (from Drupal to Octopress) and David still feels guilty about abandoning Habari. Luke swaps the hills of Aberyswyth for the mountains of Switzerland. Tech In the 15 month hiatus, TINAP has a new domain name, new web site, new subscription options (separate subscription options for Ogg/MP3/Stereo) and the reassuringly same old crap audio quality (this time courtesy of Luke who is halfway up the Matterhorn). Episode 8 - ‘The Second Coming’ (59m 08s) Ogg (mono): ogg (30.4MB) MP3 (mono): mp3 (29.7MB) Ogg (stereo): stereo (31.3MB) Running Order 0:00 Welcome to Season 2 1:15 The Sawtell stand-off 2:05 Screwing around with the sound system 2:20 Luke moves to Switzerland 3:10 Andy's wife reads the Daily Mail 3:40 David gets down with the kids 4:00 How's about this then? 7:00 Gardeners' Question Time 8:18 #RhubarbRhubarb 9:30 New and interesting folk on Identi.ca 11:45 Stav's TINAP Identi.ca poll 13:00 How not to make a podcast 15:26 Andy's minor health issue 16:43 Space jump 17:26 Google Zurich 19:30 Virtual Andyc 23:04 Andy's new Virgin Media router arrives 25:06 A very curious death to solve 25:57 How we all abandoned Habari 27:06 Deep psychological analysis 28:48 It's just a head fuck 30:58 Cuckoo clocks, cowbells and Swiss maids 31:49 Zurich to Aberystwyth via Wolverhampton 40:38 @Marjoleink yak shaving 41:37 Solus OS 43:08 Goobuntu 44:50 Feedback 46:18 Name and shame 49:33 Amazuntu 52:15 Being: Liverpool - the bizarre world of Brendan Rodgers 56:00 #WHATABUNCHOFTWATS 57:24 Luke live microblogs the football 58:34 Outtakes Sport Footballers being twits on twitter. Yawn. We discuss the strange motivational techniques of Brendan Rogers. David thinks he will lose his job by Christmas.
David reminds himself how to use Audacity by creating a special ‘Worst Of’ compilation of ‘This Is Not A Podcast’.
Ogg: Ogg (9.0MB)
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Digitally remastered and cynically released in time for Christmas, this 10 minute TINAP trailer is handy for:
Do not stand at my grave and cry
TINAP is not there; TINAP will never die.
David reminds himself how to use Audacity by creating a special 'Worst Of' compilation of 'This Is Not A Podcast'. Trailer (9m 25s) Ogg: Ogg (9.0MB) MP3: MP3 (9.3MB) Digitally remastered and cynically released in time for Christmas, this 10 minute TINAP trailer is handy for: check your favourite bits are included test yourself by identifying each speaker marvel at the sound quality improvements show your friends what they missed listen for 10 minutes not 10 hours Do not stand at my grave and cry TINAP is not there; TINAP will never die.
In order to initiate the TINAP globalisation strategy, Luke Slater is flown first class to California only to discover a note on Josh Wood’s door saying ‘Gone Fishing’.
Undeterred, we call upon Richard Cutts who graces us with his presence on the sofa, brandishing a bottle of Hooky Gold and meekly covering his ‘Inner Circle Of Trust’.
Long standing identi.ca user, Richard, founded the ‘First Against The Wall’ (fatw) group, coined the legendary ‘Good Moaning’ greeting and regales the world with his daily commuting woes on ‘Northern Rail’. Richard also has a strange hybrid Yorkshire/Geordie accent – mainly to confuse Richard Fontana.
Richard sings the praises of Josh Wood and Luke claims he once understood one of his American literature references without recourse to Google.
James Robertson expands his media publishing empire with the exciting launch of multiple branded ‘JR’ microsites:
Some identica folk produce some exciting experiments pushing the envelope with the rich media capabilities of Google Plus.
Richard and Ed post artistic self portraits and invite the Internet to answer ‘#amihotornot’ while Josh posts a recipe for fricassee with plenty of paprika (without cat piss).
If you can’t see these links, then you’re not in the appropriate ‘Inner Circle Of Trust’ but to hell with our guests’ privacy, civil liberties and FREEDOM.
A classic recursive thread on identi.ca involving the use of ‘Acronyms used before set’.
Scott Evans lets us down and dents our confidence in all Australians by failing to provide his promised feedback. He is now blacklisted, black balled and banned from the premises.
Oxbow Luke reads a prepared statement from Josh Wood explaining (sort of) his absence from the sofa which David struggles to understand.
There is no Errata section. Episode 6 was perfect in every regard.
David gives a shout out to the Open Tech Exchange Podcast hosted by Mark Clarke and Darlene Parker.
David gels his hair into a sharp quiff and listens to some psychobilly, blues and ska courtesy of the Goat Rodeo hosted by Andy Barilla.
We all have a bloody good laugh at the Linux Action Show’s childish spat with Linux Outlaws and an even better laugh at the hosts (‘Beavis and Butthead’) with their oh so stylish 1970′s haircuts.
David looks at open source alternatives to Google Plus and we struggle
to pronounce Diaper, Disprin, Diaspora and
Friendika – Ulrika’s Johnsson’s entry into social networking.
David also assists Michele creating a powerful spamming utility that simultaneously cross posts to identi.ca, Google Plus, Twitter and Facebook.
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0:00 TINAP theme tune
0:32 Big Ben and The Little One
1:12 A tightly coiled spring
2:14 A flagrant waste of syllables
3:33 The running order
4:43 Indoctrination
5:14 I hate freedom
6:51 Hooky Gold and Maltesers
7:45 Twatface
8:30 Speaking of football…
9:51 Beautiful women and sick bags
10:46 Danger level high
12:30 Andy’s pyramid friend scheme
13:56 My ass is twitching
14:51 Gone fishing
15:34 On the train
16:41 A message from our sponsors
17:18 The JR media empire
19:22 Single use whiteboards
20:50 CAT PISS DELUXE
22:26 #microbeating
23:28 Erections and rotting fish
24:27 Multiple orgasms and Google+
26:40 The StatusNet federation
27:51 IdentiThing and dialects
29:05 Hot or not?
30:40 EOD
32:30 Feedback
33:49 Oggcast Watch
36:08 The German anal to Josh Wood segue
38:47 Podcast Watch
40:44 A 70s’ mullet and Jesus
45:58 Hot beverages with milk
46:34 Google Windmills’ private hangout
52:57 A handy checklist of people not to talk to
54:03 The entire internet needs to know my gender
56:51 Diaper*
59:10 Friendika-ka-ka-ka-ka!
1:03:21 When worlds collide
1:09:30 StatusNet 1.0
1:11:03 Corporate evil
1:11:56 You disgust me!
1:15:00 Cheesecake eating bastards
1:15:56 Our friend Ted
1:20:54 #Innovation
1:22:48 Pimping @jpope’s wallpaper
1:24:00 The sports section
1:25:20 Outtakes
An infinitely long identi.ca thread on why Google is evil (part 1,297,539 of 20 billion)
Paul Adams’ lengthy (224 slides) presentation about the development and rationale behind the design of Google Plus.
David shows off his culinary expertise in the kitchen while Luke shows some hidden artistic tendencies pondering on windmills and the true meaning of Google Plus.
Another aspiring creative type, Jeremy Pope, makes his excellent, crisp, striking photography available for use as wallpapers.
Unfortunately, Evan’s back problems means he has to adopt a standing up desk having previously declared war on standing up.
Evan also announces at OSCON that the official StatusNet song will now be Radiohead’s ‘Sit Down, Stand Up’.
The legendary and surreal deluxe paprika thread.
Patrick Archibald kindly adds TINAP to his list of freedom loving OggCasts with handy access to the identi.ca dents and groups for each podcast.
Patrick has also created a handy Web site, dentimage.com to quickly grab an image of your favourite dents.
If you don’t want to divulge your gender to Google. Other social networks are available:
Matt Lee shows a great sense of humour in a free and open (in every sense of the word) question and answer session on identi.ca.
Welcome to the wonderful and frightening world of Ted Smith, womyn’s rights, feminism and rape apologists.
Guest Informant In order to initiate the TINAP globalisation strategy, Luke Slater is flown first class to California only to discover a note on Josh Wood's door saying 'Gone Fishing'. Undeterred, we call upon Richard Cutts who graces us with his presence on the sofa, brandishing a bottle of Hooky Gold and meekly covering his 'Inner Circle Of Trust'. Long standing identi.ca user, Richard, founded the 'First Against The Wall' (fatw) group, coined the legendary 'Good Moaning' greeting and regales the world with his daily commuting woes on 'Northern Rail'. Richard also has a strange hybrid Yorkshire/Geordie accent - mainly to confuse Richard Fontana. Richard sings the praises of Josh Wood and Luke claims he once understood one of his American literature references without recourse to Google. Roundup James Robertson expands his media publishing empire with the exciting launch of multiple branded 'JR' microsites: Video diary Whiteboard Photos Audio soundbites Blog Some identica folk produce some exciting experiments pushing the envelope with the rich media capabilities of Google Plus. Richard and Ed post artistic self portraits and invite the Internet to answer '#amihotornot' while Josh posts a recipe for fricassee with plenty of paprika (without cat piss). If you can't see these links, then you're not in the appropriate 'Inner Circle Of Trust' but to hell with our guests' privacy, civil liberties and FREEDOM. A classic recursive thread on identi.ca involving the use of 'Acronyms used before set'. Scott Evans lets us down and dents our confidence in all Australians by failing to provide his promised feedback. He is now blacklisted, black balled and banned from the premises. Oxbow Luke reads a prepared statement from Josh Wood explaining (sort of) his absence from the sofa which David struggles to understand. Errata There is no Errata section. Episode 6 was perfect in every regard. Podcast Watch David gives a shout out to the Open Tech Exchange Podcast hosted by Mark Clarke and Darlene Parker. David gels his hair into a sharp quiff and listens to some psychobilly, blues and ska courtesy of the Goat Rodeo hosted by Andy Barilla. We all have a bloody good laugh at the Linux Action Show's childish spat with Linux Outlaws and an even better laugh at the hosts ('Beavis and Butthead') with their oh so stylish 1970's haircuts. Tech David looks at open source alternatives to Google Plus and we struggle to pronounce Diaper, Disprin, Diaspora and Friendika - Ulrika's Johnsson's entry into social networking. David also assists Michele creating a powerful spamming utility that simultaneously cross posts to identi.ca, Google Plus, Twitter and Facebook. Episode 7 - ‘Good Moaning, Darlo’ (1h 26m 00s) Ogg (mono): TINAP7.ogg (28.1MB) Ogg (stereo):TINAP7stereo.ogg (33.9MB) MP3 (mono): TINAP7.MP3 (29.5MB) Running Order 0:00 TINAP theme tune 0:32 Big Ben and The Little One 1:12 A tightly coiled spring 2:14 A flagrant waste of syllables 3:33 The running order 4:43 Indoctrination 5:14 I hate freedom 6:51 Hooky Gold and Maltesers 7:45 Twatface 8:30 Speaking of football... 9:51 Beautiful women and sick bags 10:46 Danger level high 12:30 Andy's pyramid friend scheme 13:56 My ass is twitching 14:51 Gone fishing 15:34 On the train 16:41 A message from our sponsors 17:18 The JR media empire 19:22 Single use whiteboards 20:50 CAT PISS DELUXE 22:26 #microbeating 23:28 Erections and rotting fish 24:27 Multiple orgasms and Google+ 26:40 The StatusNet federation 27:51 IdentiThing and dialects 29:05 Hot or not? 30:40 EOD 32:30 Feedback 33:49 Oggcast Watch 36:08 The German anal to Josh Wood segue 38:47 Podcast Watch 40:44 A 70s' mullet and Jesus 45:58 Hot beverages with milk 46:34 Google Windmills' private hangout 52:57 A handy checklist of people not to talk to 54:03 The entire internet needs to know my gender 56:51 Diaper* 59:10 Friendika-ka-ka-ka-ka! 1:03:21 When worlds collide 1:09:30 StatusNet 1.0 1:11:03 Corporate evil
After a decent rest, the team reassemble to produce a bumper edition timed at the duration of a football match (including injury time).
In an effort to give both listeners a slim chance of identifying the British accents and regional dialects, the gang perpetually introduce and thank each other profusely by name throughout.
Fresh from the triumphant completion of his first year’s undergraduate course at Aberystwyth, Luke reviews a couple of fast food outlets available in that fine city.
In the new ‘Takeways’ section inspired by Tim Bray, Luke favours ‘Finger Lickin’ Chicken’ for its close proximity to the Pier nightclub although he docks 10 points for only selling Coca Cola Light. Finger Lickin’ just edges out Sam’s Fried Chicken (‘hard chicken, sometimes live’) but enjoys an excellent location adjacent to the legendary 24 hour Spar.
Like all embryonic podcasts, the urgent need for a TINAP Code of Conduct (CoC) is finally recognised which inevitably leads to 43 minutes of smutty, Viz style innuendo and endless double entendres.
Helpful hints and tips for coping with the stresses and strains of commuting are discussed in a vain effort to restore Richard (train rambler) Cutts’ sanity.
r7 corrected loads of embarrassing musical related errors which we are pleased to correct.
The fine art of podcast plagiarism is discussed so David introduces a brilliant new innovation – Room x11r5 – which is, in no way, inspired by Room x1101 from The Dick Turpin Roadshow. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Dr. Michael C. Harris and Andy are locked in a deadly embrace of not having the requisite knowledge to appear on each other’s fictional podcasts.
StatusNet appoint a new CEO, Mark Ruddock, who won’t actually eat his own dog food and use identi.ca. Luke is dispatched to Canada with a tin of Pedigree Chum and a pair of rusty pliers to rectify this situation.
David claims he’s an intellectual (like Josh Wood) by joining a social network aimed at ferocious, voracious readers called ‘Byliner‘.
A recent unplanned 6 hour outage on identi.ca forces us to confront the elephant in the room and contemplate escape routes if identi.ca ever, God forbid, became permanently unusable.
David expresses an interest in self-hosting his own StatusNet instance but is completely bamboozled by reading ‘INSTALL’ so goes back to smoking his pipe and reading books.
Andy produces documentary evidence that a Web based installer was included in Laconica 0.7 that made installation as easy as the famous 5 minute WordPress installation.
We anticipate the release of StatusNet 1.0 by pondering on how close Evan is to his stated target of 1,000,000 StatusNet instances.
Luke has concerns about whether the StatusNet 1.0 API will be extended to support development of fully functional StatusNet clients (e.g conversations).
Despite wearing industrial ear defenders, we are deafened by the prolonged and very loud Telecaster feedback kindly provided by Fabian Scherschel.
Podcast Watch enjoys kevie‘s new TuxJam podcast with an interesting mix of music and Open Source software and his soft Scottish accent which brings poet Ivor Cutler to mind.
The incredibly busy Fab partners with Bradley Kuhn to start the Rant o’Fab & Kuhn podcast and discuss ‘Godwin’s Law’ (You’re just like Hitler, you are’).
Doug Whitfield and Tim Ray produce two podcasts - MusicManumit together with a talk show while Stephen produces a show with a more political slant – CyberUnions.
Andy splashes out on an Acer netbook, installs Chromium OS on it (rendering the 250GB hard disk redundant) and enjoys the experience until he lost his internet connection for 3 hours.
Andy and Luke are privileged enough to witness The Mighty Fall in person in London and Manchester respectively and confirm they are ‘Always different, always the same’.
‘This Is Not A Podcast’ is very proud and honoured to present the wonderful ‘I Am Not Left Handed‘ introducing their latest single ‘Alone (It’s not so bad)’ from the forthcoming album ‘The Fire And The Sigh’.
The sports roundup mourns the death of Rob Daley, the father of young British diver, Tom Daley and provides the exciting and predictable conclusion to Andy’s London Olympics ticket saga.
We also look at Wimbledon, or at least the footage of Pippa Middleton and a pretty blonde lady sucking on a strawberry in a suggestive manner.
Episode 6 – ‘Get Your CoCs Out’ (1h 36m 06s).
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Running order
00:46 Dick Turpin’s is 19 inches long
01:11 In praise of The Dick Turpin Roadshow
01:25 Shall we try and do this better ?
03:00 The bells, the bells !
05:58 Finger Lickin’ good !
06:34 Coca Cola Light considered harmful
08:15 Sponsored by ‘So near, so Spar’
09:09 Plucking is extra
11:04 Self calibration
12:26 Calls for abuse via audio
13:30 CoC !
14:41 We do what we want
16:24 Just kill me
17:00 Richard Cutts is a tightly coiled spring
18:21 Free love
18:44 CoC assignment for all guests
21:58 XMPP’s broken. Again
22:12 What would David do ?
22:50 Crush with byliner
26:44 1 million StatusNet instances ?
30:37 Corporate bullshit
33:04 Whistle right, left wheel
36:43 Zoom on that
39:00 Room x11r5
44:37 Prolonged, ear splitting, loud feedback
46:32 Farmyard noises most welcome
46:55 Dictaphone at Morrisons
50:15 My other laptop is a data centre
52:42 Then I saw the light, embraced freedom and grew a beard
55:22 I often hit the hotspot
58:00 Linux Outlaws – best Linux podcast !
58:30 Jousting on horses at OggCamp
60:48 John Peel under the covers
61:00 Grits for tea, Ma’am
62:00 Portuguese sirens
62:28 See you in court
64:18 I’m a Communist
66:44 Camden’s full of tossers
68:33 Humping the lift counterweight
71:17 Just an old folk band
72:11 Morrissey is murder
74:00 Coldplay rant
75:11 U2 turn Yellow
78:12 Music: I Am Not Left Handed – ‘Alone (It’s not so bad)’
82:54 Gonna be a rock journalist
83:23 Commuter rant
83:50 Buy some bloody shoes
84:04 Impatience on the iPad
85:01 Walk fast in a straight line !
86:23 Luke loses at Waterloo
89:07 Olympics tickets verdict
89:43 Super Sloppy Seconds
93:18 Suck on my strawberry
95:12 Emotional farewells
Further Reading
The Parlementum site provides a live preview of the look and feel of StatusNet 1.0.
The history of Fab’s Telecaster from the man himself:
The guitar is called Leilani and started life as a Made in Mexico (MIM) Standard Telecaster with sunburst finish. I bought it in 2004. I have since changed the neck (the current neck is from a MIM Baja Tele) and stripped down the paint on the body. I’ve refurbished it late last year in vintage blonde myself. The electronics are all custom by now with a modded Leosounds neck pickup and a 52′ RI bridge pickup and corresponding old-style bridge. I’ve also build in an S3-switch and change the whole cabling while shielding the inside as well. So in short, it’s a true Frankencaster now, all modded to hell but exactly as I like it.
Dan Lynch’s excellent review of Unity.
‘My main ‘Takeway’ from TINAP 6 was the Takeaways’ – Tim Bray
After a decent rest, the team reassemble to produce a bumper edition timed at the duration of a football match (including injury time). In an effort to give both listeners a slim chance of identifying the British accents and regional dialects, the gang perpetually introduce and thank each other profusely by name throughout. Fresh from the triumphant completion of his first year's undergraduate course at Aberystwyth, Luke reviews a couple of fast food outlets available in that fine city. In the new 'Takeways' section inspired by Tim Bray, Luke favours 'Finger Lickin' Chicken' for its close proximity to the Pier nightclub although he docks 10 points for only selling Coca Cola Light. Finger Lickin' just edges out Sam's Fried Chicken ('hard chicken, sometimes live') but enjoys an excellent location adjacent to the legendary 24 hour Spar. Like all embryonic podcasts, the urgent need for a TINAP Code of Conduct (CoC) is finally recognised which inevitably leads to 43 minutes of smutty, Viz style innuendo and endless double entendres. Helpful hints and tips for coping with the stresses and strains of commuting are discussed in a vain effort to restore Richard (train rambler) Cutts' sanity. Errata r7 corrected loads of embarrassing musical related errors which we are pleased to correct. The fine art of podcast plagiarism is discussed so David introduces a brilliant new innovation - Room x11r5 - which is, in no way, inspired by Room x1101 from The Dick Turpin Roadshow. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Dr. Michael C. Harris and Andy are locked in a deadly embrace of not having the requisite knowledge to appear on each other's fictional podcasts. StatusNet appoint a new CEO, Mark Ruddock, who won't actually eat his own dog food and use identi.ca. Luke is dispatched to Canada with a tin of Pedigree Chum and a pair of rusty pliers to rectify this situation. David claims he's an intellectual (like Josh Wood) by joining a social network aimed at ferocious, voracious readers called 'Byliner'. A recent unplanned 6 hour outage on identi.ca forces us to confront the elephant in the room and contemplate escape routes if identi.ca ever, God forbid, became permanently unusable. David expresses an interest in self-hosting his own StatusNet instance but is completely bamboozled by reading 'INSTALL' so goes back to smoking his pipe and reading books. Andy produces documentary evidence that a Web based installer was included in Laconica 0.7 that made installation as easy as the famous 5 minute WordPress installation. We anticipate the release of StatusNet 1.0 by pondering on how close Evan is to his stated target of 1,000,000 StatusNet instances. Luke has concerns about whether the StatusNet 1.0 API will be extended to support development of fully functional StatusNet clients (e.g conversations). Despite wearing industrial ear defenders, we are deafened by the prolonged and very loud Telecaster feedback kindly provided by Fabian Scherschel. Podcast Watch enjoys kevie's new TuxJam podcast with an interesting mix of music and Open Source software and his soft Scottish accent which brings poet Ivor Cutler to mind. The incredibly busy Fab partners with Bradley Kuhn to start the Rant o'Fab & Kuhn podcast and discuss ‘Godwin’s Law’ (You’re just like Hitler, you are’). Doug Whitfield and Tim Ray produce two podcasts - MusicManumit together with a talk show while Stephen produces a show with a more political slant - CyberUnions. Andy splashes out on an Acer netbook, installs Chromium OS on it (rendering the 250GB hard disk redundant) and enjoys the experience until he lost his internet connection for 3 hours. Andy and Luke are privileged enough to witness The Mighty Fall in person in London and Manchester respectively and confirm they are 'Always different, always the same'. 'This Is Not A Podcast' is very proud and honoured to present the wonderful 'I Am Not Left Handed' introducing their latest single 'Alone
The long awaited episode 5 finally emerges and welcomes Ed Morgan (mo6020) to share a can of Red Stripe on the virtual sofa. We hold Ed to his bold promise that ‘TINAP is awesome and could only be improved by me appearing on the show’. Ed is forced to endure the standard ‘This Is Not A Podcast’ initiation ceremony of waiting for a full 75 minutes while Andy fails to configure his audio from a Cairo hotel room (again).
However, the show must go on and the ‘ABORT ABORT ABORT’ message broadcast on identi.ca is subsequently aborted with just seconds to spare. Which was nice.
Ed tries to make up for the fact he isn’t a Geordie by telling us he in possession of a stolen respirator unit from the British Army.
The gang attempt to spice up the show – mainly for r7‘s benefit – with occasional hidden, oblique references to The Fall.
In tribute to our newly married Prince and Princess, we blast out a hearty rendition of the National Anthem (apart from the staunch Republican David) although, inevitably, his resolve weakened and he joined in.
The new, exciting ‘Errata’ section, detailing all our cock ups and mishtakes with fulsome apologies to all and sundry, lasts most of the show.
Ed gets his guitar out to introduce the legendary ‘Feedback’ section as we review Richard Fontana‘s assorted and cryptic thoughts on the show.
Luke tries and fails to impersonate an ocean liner by blowing over a can of Kronenburg 1664.
‘Podcast Watch’ reviews the inaugural epsiode of The Dick Turpin Road Show tdtrs featuring Dick Turpin and Matt chatting en-route in a car (with the radio on) to Rathole Radio in Liverpool.
We fuel rumours of another UK based podcast being fermented in Scotland by Gordon Sinclair and Kevie (with occasional random contributions from weeguy).
Andy reviews the Royal Wedding street party and bemoans his defeat in the scooter racing to a four year old girl.
Luke spends 3 days scanning a BBC panoramic HD photo of Daily Mail readers thronging the mall and manages to locate an idiot proudly waving a stick minus his flag attachment.
Kjetil Hoiseth (hz) kindly offers his Mumble server and also spends 47 minutes playing the ever popular TINAP game – ‘Listen to Andy swearing a lot and failing to configure his audio (again)’.
Andy celebrates his 30,000th dent and bores everyone rigid by reading out assorted highlights from his first 10,000.
‘Innovation Watch’ is hugely impressed by James Robertson’s (jrobertson) recent attempts to remember 40 random numbers overnight and David senses a business opportunity here as a lastpass alternative.
We wonder whether Google’s Chromebook will appeal to Auntie Betty and Uncle Harry and whether a price of £349 is too much for Yorkshire people.
The inevitable Gnome 3/Unity discussion ensues and Ed impresses everyone with the fact that his Dad is a serial distro hopper.
Episode 5 – ‘Canny Bag O’Tudor’ (1h 10m 03s).
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Running order
0:00 It’s a long story…
1:00 Press the eject button and stand well back
1:22 Welcome to Ed Morgan
2:49 Screaming baby alert
4:37 They shoot deserters don’t they?
5:34 Massive truncation of everything
6:27 The National Anthem
8:58 Sir George Michael of Hampstead Heath
11:08 The I Am Not Lefthanded fiasco
13:02 Something else we said we’d never ever do
14:00 Jon The Not So Nice Guy
15:04 Serial killers, beards and Germans
18:00 Disturbing feedback
20:50 When the boat comes in
22:50 Microsoft Skype
24:46 Listen to The Fall
28:08 Podcast Watch
31:20 Celebrity Watch
33:04 Alternative Vote
34:38 The Royal Wedding
37:19 This is episode 6
38:45 Waking up with a Haiku
40:35 Andy’s 30k dents
45:20 The Maxime Pelletier Slot
46:15 Innovation
48:18 Chromebook
52:23 Unity and Gnome 3
1:01:13 Internet dating
1:03:28 RIP Seve and ‘Enery
1:05:23 Football roundup
1:06:26 Fog On The Tyne
Further Reading
Kate Middleton wastes no time in getting down to her royal duties.
We attempt to appease Jon The Nice Guy (jontheniceguy) by mentioning his Top of the Creative Commons Music Charts site.
ScaryDuck notes a worrying but undeniable correlation between bearded people and prolific serial killers.
If you’ve never heard of The Fall before, people tend to love them or hate them. This video, from a recent show in Paris, gives a flavour of lead singer’s Mark E. Smith’s unique singing style, the current lineup and the superlative wall of noise.
A couple of brave United fans display a ’19′ banner at Anfield during ‘You’ll Never Walk Alone’.
The long awaited episode 5 finally emerges and welcomes Ed Morgan (mo6020) to share a can of Red Stripe on the virtual sofa. We hold Ed to his bold promise that 'TINAP is awesome and could only be improved by me appearing on the show'. Ed is forced to endure the standard 'This Is Not A Podcast' initiation ceremony of waiting for a full 75 minutes while Andy fails to configure his audio from a Cairo hotel room (again). However, the show must go on and the 'ABORT ABORT ABORT' message broadcast on identi.ca is subsequently aborted with just seconds to spare. Which was nice. Ed tries to make up for the fact he isn't a Geordie by telling us he in possession of a stolen respirator unit from the British Army. The gang attempt to spice up the show - mainly for r7's benefit - with occasional hidden, oblique references to The Fall. In tribute to our newly married Prince and Princess, we blast out a hearty rendition of the National Anthem (apart from the staunch Republican David) although, inevitably, his resolve weakened and he joined in. The new, exciting 'Errata' section, detailing all our cock ups and mishtakes with fulsome apologies to all and sundry, lasts most of the show. Ed gets his guitar out to introduce the legendary 'Feedback' section as we review Richard Fontana's assorted and cryptic thoughts on the show. Luke tries and fails to impersonate an ocean liner by blowing over a can of Kronenburg 1664. 'Podcast Watch' reviews the inaugural epsiode of The Dick Turpin Road Show tdtrs featuring Dick Turpin and Matt chatting en-route in a car (with the radio on) to Rathole Radio in Liverpool. We fuel rumours of another UK based podcast being fermented in Scotland by Gordon Sinclair and Kevie (with occasional random contributions from weeguy). Andy reviews the Royal Wedding street party and bemoans his defeat in the scooter racing to a four year old girl. Luke spends 3 days scanning a BBC panoramic HD photo of Daily Mail readers thronging the mall and manages to locate an idiot proudly waving a stick minus his flag attachment. Kjetil Hoiseth (hz) kindly offers his Mumble server and also spends 47 minutes playing the ever popular TINAP game - 'Listen to Andy swearing a lot and failing to configure his audio (again)'. Andy celebrates his 30,000th dent and bores everyone rigid by reading out assorted highlights from his first 10,000. 'Innovation Watch' is hugely impressed by James Robertson's (jrobertson) recent attempts to remember 40 random numbers overnight and David senses a business opportunity here as a lastpass alternative. We wonder whether Google's Chromebook will appeal to Auntie Betty and Uncle Harry and whether a price of £349 is too much for Yorkshire people. The inevitable Gnome 3/Unity discussion ensues and Ed impresses everyone with the fact that his Dad is a serial distro hopper. Episode 5 - ‘Canny Bag O'Tudor’ (1h 10m 03s). Ogg (mono): TINAP5.ogg (24.5MB) Ogg (stereo): TINAP5stereo.ogg (28.9MB) MP3 (mono): TINAP5.mp3 (24.1MB) Running order 0:00 It's a long story... 1:00 Press the eject button and stand well back 1:22 Welcome to Ed Morgan 2:49 Screaming baby alert 4:37 They shoot deserters don't they? 5:34 Massive truncation of everything 6:27 The National Anthem 8:58 Sir George Michael of Hampstead Heath 11:08 The I Am Not Lefthanded fiasco 13:02 Something else we said we'd never ever do 14:00 Jon The Not So Nice Guy 15:04 Serial killers, beards and Germans 18:00 Disturbing feedback 20:50 When the boat comes in 22:50 Microsoft Skype 24:46 Listen to The Fall 28:08 Podcast Watch 31:20 Celebrity Watch 33:04 Alternative Vote 34:38 The Royal Wedding 37:19 This is episode 6 38:45 Waking up with a Haiku 40:35 Andy's 30k dents 45:20 The Maxime Pelletier Slot 46:15 Innovation 48:18 Chromebook 52:23 Unity and Gnome 3 1:01:13 Internet dating 1:03:28 RIP Seve and 'Enery 1:05:23 Football roundup 1:06:26 Fog On The Tyne Further Reading Kate Middleton wastes no time in getting down to her royal duties.
The intrepid trio produce episode 4 using Mumble, an open source VOIP technology. This strategic decision costs TINAP £750,000 in lost sponsorship from Skype but that’s the price you pay to fully embrace freedom.
Luke is fairly subdued after getting his GSOC application rejection letter and drinking large quantities of absinthe the night before.
In a effort to create recursive meta-meta recursion and avoid paying any more royalties, David creates some genuine real-life feedback for the ‘Feedback’ section using an electric guitar.
Prompted by Marie Axelsson, the chaps convene an Extraordinary General Meeting live on-air to discuss whether the pros and cons of the Flattr micro-payment system and why Andy’s OCD means a Flattr badge is unlikely to appear on the TINAP site.
Andy foolishly writes his own P45 by discussing Oracle’s decision to reliquish control of OpenOffice but thinks whispering will help.
Andy reviews Android clients for identi.ca, feels slightly queasy at the amount of Twitter-speak he encounters and ultimately finds no compelling application to dislodge the wonderful Mustard.
We confront the thorny issue of meta micro blogcasting, addiction and, unlike many podcasts, provide Samaritans style guidance on how to cope with suicidal feelings.
We are forced to confront an oversized grey animal sitting quietly in the corner of the studio and Luke separates Josh and Gordon outside a virtual public house, screaming ‘Come on now. Come on. Just leave it. He’s not worth it, mate’.
‘Podcast Watch’ unearths a gem of a podcast from Down Under complete with suboptimal audio, hilarious show notes and two men babbling on and laughing at their own jokes. Kudos to Matthew Davidson and Ruben who produce the wonderful Sawtell podcast. In fact, it’s so good we immediately launched a successful DDOS attack to bring their servers down.
Luke enjoys the monthly Libre.fm podcast which showcases the most popular freely available music while David hates all podcasts and podcasters.
David and Andy both enjoyed the simultaneous video and audio streams from the Rathole Radio Live gig from Liverpool but were unable to attend the event in person due to their Mancunian accents.
In response to popular demand, the football section is extended to cover the exciting climax to the domestic season, Champions League semi-finals and the outpourings of idiotic footballers on Twitter.
In other news, Andy has secured a second mortgage and applied in the ballot for London 2012 Olympics tickets primarily to see girls in leotards and men sporting miniscule Speedo swimming trunks.
Episode 4 – ‘One take, no overdubs’ (1h 11m 0s).
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Running order
0:00 A message from our sponsors
0:40 Ready to Mumble
1:17 Andy’s impressions
2:39 Why we use Mumble
3:39 Luke’s GSoC #fail
4:44 Our Mumble set up
5:50 Getting started with Mumble
7:03 Mumble features
7:54 Top secret guest list
8:28 Live feedback
9:40 How did I miss this?
11:16 My work here is done
12:50 Monetising TINAP
13:50 Megapayments > Flattr
20:27 Oracle and OpenOffice.org
23:32 Status Net clients for Android
26:07 IdentiCurse for Android ‘not really very useful’
26:50 Identi.ca killed my blog
33:45 Cold turkey, addiction and suicide
36:20 The elephant in the room
40:56 Sawtel podcast
43:36 Libre.fm podcast
44:27 Rathole Radio Live
45:43 The Place That Won’t Take Me Back by I Am Not Lefthanded
51:01 Rowche Mumble
53:16 Denticator all time world wankings
54:24 The Fall’s Rowche Rumble
56:10 Welsh sports roundup
56:33 Girls in leotards / Olympic tickets update
1:00:26 Tick tock
1:02:13 Footballing Twitters
1:03:56 Imploding Arsenal
1:07:12 ‘United’ TV drama
1:09:55 The Royal Wedding
1:10:49 Outtakes
Further Reading
Mumble – the only game in town for open source VOIP. This episode used a free 10 slot Mumble server kindly provided by our new sponsors, UK Game.
A proud moment – identi.ca founder Evan bookmarks TINAP with the immortal tag #howdidimissthis.
ArseTechnica’s coverage of Oracle’s decision to relinquish control of OpenOffice and hand it over to the community.
Maloki is in charge of FlattrChattr and Linux Outlaws used Flattr to help fund the Minecraft server
StatusNet have had five projects accepted for the Google Summer of Code 2011.
StatusNet clients for Android
We are forced to confront the elephant in the corner of the room.
If you missed the excellent Rathole Radio Live, episode 51 of the podcast includes a comprehensive roundup including the sets from all three bands.
Music – ‘The Place That Won’t Take Me Back’ by the wonderful ‘I Am Not Left Handed‘
Matthew and Ruben‘s excellent Sawtell podcast and the Libre.fm podcast.
Another reason not to use Twitter. Wayne Rooney [although the account appears to have been subsequently removed] is there but Darron Gibson picked up his ball and went home.
David (‘Mystic Meg’) forecasted the outcome of Arsenal’s season a full 8 months ago.
BBC‘s powerful and moving drama - United tells the story of the Munich air crash in 1958 where 23 people lost their lives.
The intrepid trio produce episode 4 using Mumble, an open source VOIP technology. This strategic decision costs TINAP £750,000 in lost sponsorship from Skype but that's the price you pay to fully embrace freedom. Luke is fairly subdued after getting his GSOC application rejection letter and drinking large quantities of absinthe the night before. In a effort to create recursive meta-meta recursion and avoid paying any more royalties, David creates some genuine real-life feedback for the 'Feedback' section using an electric guitar. Prompted by Marie Axelsson, the chaps convene an Extraordinary General Meeting live on-air to discuss whether the pros and cons of the Flattr micro-payment system and why Andy's OCD means a Flattr badge is unlikely to appear on the TINAP site. Andy foolishly writes his own P45 by discussing Oracle's decision to reliquish control of OpenOffice but thinks whispering will help. Andy reviews Android clients for identi.ca, feels slightly queasy at the amount of Twitter-speak he encounters and ultimately finds no compelling application to dislodge the wonderful Mustard. We confront the thorny issue of meta micro blogcasting, addiction and, unlike many podcasts, provide Samaritans style guidance on how to cope with suicidal feelings. We are forced to confront an oversized grey animal sitting quietly in the corner of the studio and Luke separates Josh and Gordon outside a virtual public house, screaming 'Come on now. Come on. Just leave it. He's not worth it, mate'. 'Podcast Watch' unearths a gem of a podcast from Down Under complete with suboptimal audio, hilarious show notes and two men babbling on and laughing at their own jokes. Kudos to Matthew Davidson and Ruben who produce the wonderful Sawtell podcast. In fact, it's so good we immediately launched a successful DDOS attack to bring their servers down. Luke enjoys the monthly Libre.fm podcast which showcases the most popular freely available music while David hates all podcasts and podcasters. David and Andy both enjoyed the simultaneous video and audio streams from the Rathole Radio Live gig from Liverpool but were unable to attend the event in person due to their Mancunian accents. In response to popular demand, the football section is extended to cover the exciting climax to the domestic season, Champions League semi-finals and the outpourings of idiotic footballers on Twitter. In other news, Andy has secured a second mortgage and applied in the ballot for London 2012 Olympics tickets primarily to see girls in leotards and men sporting miniscule Speedo swimming trunks. Episode 4 - ‘One take, no overdubs’ (1h 11m 0s). Ogg (mono): TINAP4.ogg (23.2MB) Ogg (stereo): TINAP4stereo.ogg (27.2MB) MP3 (mono): TINAP4.mp3 (24.4MB) Running order 0:00 A message from our sponsors 0:40 Ready to Mumble 1:17 Andy's impressions 2:39 Why we use Mumble 3:39 Luke's GSoC #fail 4:44 Our Mumble set up 5:50 Getting started with Mumble 7:03 Mumble features 7:54 Top secret guest list 8:28 Live feedback 9:40 How did I miss this? 11:16 My work here is done 12:50 Monetising TINAP 13:50 Megapayments > Flattr 20:27 Oracle and OpenOffice.org 23:32 Status Net clients for Android 26:07 IdentiCurse for Android 'not really very useful' 26:50 Identi.ca killed my blog 33:45 Cold turkey, addiction and suicide 36:20 The elephant in the room 40:56 Sawtel podcast 43:36 Libre.fm podcast 44:27 Rathole Radio Live 45:43 The Place That Won't Take Me Back by I Am Not Lefthanded 51:01 Rowche Mumble 53:16 Denticator all time world wankings 54:24 The Fall's Rowche Rumble 56:10 Welsh sports roundup 56:33 Girls in leotards / Olympic tickets update 1:00:26 Tick tock 1:02:13 Footballing Twitters 1:03:56 Imploding Arsenal 1:07:12 'United' TV drama 1:09:55 The Royal Wedding 1:10:49 Outtakes Further Reading Mumble - the only game in town for open source VOIP. This episode used a free 10 slot Mumble server kindly provided by our new sponsors, UK Game. A proud moment - identi.
David foolishly upgraded to Skype 2.2 beta and lost the ability to speak. This hiccup nearly sabotaged episode 3 and embarrassed us as we welcome Gordon Sinclair (thistleweb) as our first guest on the virtual sofa.
Gordon’s an experienced podcaster on TechBytes and Hacker Public Radio and has also produced a series of excellent screencasts which are invaluable for any novice/intermediate Mint and Drupal users.
This episode is dedicated to the memory of dearly, departed listener Maxime Pelletier. To paraphrase the CRM saying, ‘It takes years to acquire a new listener and seconds to lose one’.
His damning words still haunt us so we open the broadcast in French just for Maxime.
Sorry, but can’t listen to the first episode of #tinap. It’s giving me an headache.
Inspired by episode 200 of Linux Outlaws and in answer to hundreds of enquiries from listeners (‘How the hell do you produce audio of that quality ?’), we describe the comprehensive and expensive studio setup and audio equipment that powers ‘This Is Not A Podcast’.
Clearly this is very complicated to describe so David helpfully created a ‘schematic’ to illustrate our infrastructure.
We bask in the glory of our first written review from Dick Turpin who loves the ‘running order’ and celebrate the creation of the !tinap group on identi.ca.
We discuss whether Direct Messages are useful and consider Bradley Kuhn’s idea for a ‘Must Read’ list which is coming in StatusNet 1.0.
We commit to taking frostbite up on his very kind offer of making a Mumble server available that may meet our simple podcasting needs. Mumble/Murmur is an open source VOIP solution that may enable us to uninstall Skype and lose that lucrative sponsorship deal.
Oil is poured over recent controversies regarding Skype (yawn), KDE versus Gnome and CrunchBang’s decision to use BitTorrent as the sole means of distribution.
In response to feedback, the unpopular ‘Sport’ section completely ignores football and focusses instead on Sheepdog Trials in Wales.
Episode 3 – ‘My Unicycle Has A Puncture’ (54m 57s).
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Communitise the community and use BitTorrent.
Running order (accurate to 1/10 second)
00:00 Mon monocycle a une crevaison
00:26 Och aye the noo, Gordon!
01:15 TechBytes
02:24 Hacker Public Radio
03:03 Linux Mint and Drupal
04:19 TINAP Sound System
05:09 I don’t really want to bring it to people’s attention
05:41 I thought it was some phallic symbol
06:32 Stereo for life
08:11 It was a bit ropey
09:52 @dickturpin’s review
11:44 How to deal with a bad review
12:02 Free sex
13:16 We’re all big boys and we can take it
13:41 Short fat hairy legs
15:11 Where recursive acronyms lead
16:38 I’m not Welsh!
17:45 A bit like the French
19:01 The best thing to come out of Scotland
20:03 The mouse in my room
21:18 Andy’s Inner Circle of Trust vapourware
22:55 Identica > Twitter
23:57 I’m taking my bra off
25:15 Self-promotion
26:32 Kevin Smith
27:33 Skype is the only game in town
29:13 We’ve got a very strict timetable
30:42 Skype War
33:00 Rowche Mumble
34:07 KDE War
36:59 OpenSuse 11.4
37:42 Gloating GNOME people
38:15 Torrentgate
40:13 CrunchBang
42:10 Ubuntu GNOME Remix and Elementary OS
43:52 Sheep shaving and Caerphilly cheese
46:09 Yoga not yoghurt
47:03 Tea break
48:11 Has Fernando Torres Scored For Chelsea? (via @rpcutts)
49:15 Any predictions, Luke?
50:12 Music – ‘Jimmy Carter‘ by 20lb Sounds
54:02 Outtakes
Further Reading
Many thanks to our special guest Gordon for appearing on the show. Gordon has produced a series of excellent Drupal/Mint screencasts and blogs over at Digital Prism. Gordon also presents a podcast which is a podcast - TechBytes.
Dick Turpin (who is not an ageing, bald headed highwayman from Wolverhampton) was kind enough to post a detailed review of ‘This Is Not A Podcast’.
Stav created an identi.ca group !tinap for tinap enthusiasts with a brilliant logo.
Richard makes Andy’s life complete by inventing a recursive acronym for ‘tinap’.
Gordon recommends two British TV comedies - ‘Absolutely’ and ‘Still Game’ and would like film producer Kevin Smith (Smodcast) to have a presence on identi.ca.
Jonathan, who produces a series of ‘This Week in…’ podcasts kindly offers TINAP access to a Mumble server to evaluate this open source VOIP technology.
This week’s heated discussions on identi.ca
David is ‘keeping an eye on’ Ubuntu Gnome Remix. [The phrase ‘keeping an eye on’ is © Linux Outlaws and appears with kind permission of Dan.]
Bradley Kuhn’s suggestion for a ‘Must Read’ list and Evan’s response with similar functionality coming in StatusNet 1.0.
Andy’s logical extrapolation of this concept is the ‘Inner Circle of Trust’.
David foolishly upgraded to Skype 2.2 beta and lost the ability to speak. This hiccup nearly sabotaged episode 3 and embarrassed us as we welcome Gordon Sinclair (thistleweb) as our first guest on the virtual sofa. Gordon’s an experienced podcaster on TechBytes and Hacker Public Radio and has also produced a series of excellent screencasts which are invaluable for any novice/intermediate Mint and Drupal users. This episode is dedicated to the memory of dearly, departed listener Maxime Pelletier. To paraphrase the CRM saying, ‘It takes years to acquire a new listener and seconds to lose one’. His damning words still haunt us so we open the broadcast in French just for Maxime. Sorry, but can’t listen to the first episode of #tinap. It’s giving me an headache. Inspired by episode 200 of Linux Outlaws and in answer to hundreds of enquiries from listeners (‘How the hell do you produce audio of that quality ?’), we describe the comprehensive and expensive studio setup and audio equipment that powers ‘This Is Not A Podcast’. Clearly this is very complicated to describe so David helpfully created a ‘schematic’ to illustrate our infrastructure. We bask in the glory of our first written review from Dick Turpin who loves the ‘running order’ and celebrate the creation of the !tinap group on identi.ca. We discuss whether Direct Messages are useful and consider Bradley Kuhn’s idea for a ‘Must Read’ list which is coming in StatusNet 1.0. We commit to taking frostbite up on his very kind offer of making a Mumble server available that may meet our simple podcasting needs. Mumble/Murmur is an open source VOIP solution that may enable us to uninstall Skype and lose that lucrative sponsorship deal. Oil is poured over recent controversies regarding Skype (yawn), KDE versus Gnome and CrunchBang’s decision to use BitTorrent as the sole means of distribution. In response to feedback, the unpopular ‘Sport’ section completely ignores football and focusses instead on Sheepdog Trials in Wales. Episode 3 - ‘My Unicycle Has A Puncture’ (54m 57s). Ogg (mono): ogg (13.7MB) Ogg (stereo): stereo 17.7MB) MP3 (mono): mp3 (18.7MB) Communitise the community and use BitTorrent. Running order (accurate to 1/10 second) 00:00 Mon monocycle a une crevaison 00:26 Och aye the noo, Gordon! 01:15 TechBytes 02:24 Hacker Public Radio 03:03 Linux Mint and Drupal 04:19 TINAP Sound System 05:09 I don’t really want to bring it to people’s attention 05:41 I thought it was some phallic symbol 06:32 Stereo for life 08:11 It was a bit ropey 09:52 @dickturpin’s review 11:44 How to deal with a bad review 12:02 Free sex 13:16 We’re all big boys and we can take it 13:41 Short fat hairy legs 15:11 Where recursive acronyms lead 16:38 I’m not Welsh! 17:45 A bit like the French 19:01 The best thing to come out of Scotland 20:03 The mouse in my room 21:18 Andy’s Inner Circle of Trust vapourware 22:55 Identica > Twitter 23:57 I’m taking my bra off 25:15 Self-promotion 26:32 Kevin Smith 27:33 Skype is the only game in town 29:13 We’ve got a very strict timetable 30:42 Skype War 33:00 Rowche Mumble 34:07 KDE War 36:59 OpenSuse 11.4 37:42 Gloating GNOME people 38:15 Torrentgate 40:13 CrunchBang 42:10 Ubuntu GNOME Remix and Elementary OS 43:52 Sheep shaving and Caerphilly cheese 46:09 Yoga not yoghurt 47:03 Tea break 48:11 Has Fernando Torres Scored For Chelsea? (via @rpcutts) 49:15 Any predictions, Luke? 50:12 Music - 'Jimmy Carter' by 20lb Sounds 54:02 Outtakes Further Reading Many thanks to our special guest Gordon for appearing on the show. Gordon has produced a series of excellent Drupal/Mint screencasts and blogs over at Digital Prism. Gordon also presents a podcast which is a podcast - TechBytes. Dick Turpin (who is not an ageing, bald headed highwayman from Wolverhampton) was kind enough to post a detailed review of ‘This Is Not A Podcast’. Stav created an identi.ca group !tinap for tinap enthusiasts with a brilliant logo.
Andy’s idiotic decision to run ‘yum update’, within hours of the broadcast, screws his Fedora 15 (‘Mother’s Meaty Beefballs’) laptop up completely but David saves the situation by recommending he uses his Android phone to preserve his suboptimal audio quality and high dropout rate.
Luke decides to abstain by drinking Diet Coke while Andy and David slowly get inebriated to numb the pain.
The Unholy Triumvirate review (mostly positive) feedback from listeners for episode 1 so thanks to all of you who listened and contributed.
We are delighted to discover than Google Listen delivers the damning verdict: “‘This is not a podcast’ is not recognised as a podcast”. Comprehensive testing shows that most podcatchers and RSS readers work fine with TINAP while all the rubbish ones don’t.
Luke talks about the application process for the Google Summer of Code, we all take a look at the recently released Habari 0.7 blogging platform and Andy gives his first impressions of the Gnome 3 desktop environment.
Fab is not mentioned in this episode at all. Well not often anyway.
We then correctly forecast the results of all this week’s Champions League fixtures and look at Michael Jackson’s erection in South West London.
David ponders on the relative lack of coverage on identi.ca of the situation in Libya and Andy explodes on a political rant and then drops off (again).
This podcast is all about freedom so, in an exciting development, this episode is now available in glorious stereo and good old fashioned mono. Just hunt high and low for a ‘Mono’ button on your music player and your channels will be equalised.
Episode 2: Duration: 1h 12m 30s
Ogg: ogg (28.8 MB)
MP3: mp3 (24.9 MB)
This is not a podcast is not in stereo for all the mono lovers.
0:00 Jambo!
0:50 Lenny Henry’s purple hotel chain
1:20 Corenominal’s mo-no button
1:42 In Belgium they speak several different languages
2:03 Is this show just gonna be ‘what Fab said next’?
2:56 Getting down with the kidz
3:25 How to make a podcast
4:14 From The Pub
5:14 Configuring Arch
6:44 #tinap feedback
7:40 The winner of the first TINAP free draw
8:40 Thank you to everyone who listened
8:55 The Identi.ca review show
9:49 One of the few people whose business is up
10:18 The vision
11:06 Do you know any pilots?
12:23 Country yokel special
13:02 The posh show with Luke
13:16 Don’t make episode 2
14:10 The show must go on
14:44 Some other things that didn’t work #metapodacasting
15:13 This is not a podcast is not recognised as a podcast
16:23 Nothing to do with lingerie
17:15 It’s not worth repeating
17:57 LOL
18:53 Habari?
20:08 WordPress
20:57 Using and contributing to the Habari project
25:43 Developments on Identi.ca
26:24 Google Summer of Code
27:53 Libre.fm and GNU Social
28:25 Freelish.us
29:28 The linkblogger king from Australia
30:15 Hampr.com
30:42 It’s totally, totally awesome!
31:40 The reason I stopped using bookmarks
32:17 Diigo
32:58 He had a Brazilian did he?
33:27 Frank’s red jelly castle
34:31 Congratulations to Robyn and Becky
35:22 Move to Wales and walk up hills
37:00 First against the wall !fatw
37:57 What. Fuck. What.
38:48 What was that wailing noise?
39:26 The difference between !groups and #tags
39:52 TechBytes podcast
40:25 I am !enraged! !ffs
41:20 GNOME 3
43:10 Unity
44:11 April Fools
45:38 Swift
46:00 Brion Vibber joining Gwibber?
46:11 We’ve had enough of your attention seeking
46:55 With your trilby hat on and your bayonet
48:02 Torres hasn’t scored yet
48:57 The massacre of Upton Park
49:46 Michael Jackson’s erection
50:21 The Aussie captain who lost three Ashes series
50:54 London Olympics 2012
51:34 FIFA 09
52:00 Luke and the sheepdog trials
52:27 What’s telematics?
53:15 Clive King
55:30 The awkward second unarmed uprising syndrome #libya
60:15 Fire drill
1:01:02 !Listening to #music
1:01:33 Björn & Gorden – Electrr – IV
1:04:54 Violet Youth – Together
1:10:22 Donations
1:10:34 How to deal with a bad review
1:10:59 We need to start loving each other a bit more
1:11:48 One day I’ll be like the rest of you and normal
1:12:10 Outtakes
Interesting links
How to make a podcast (Episode 200, soon to be released)by Linux Outlaws.
From The Pub, Adam Wilcox’s podcast.
Feedback for the show in Identi.ca.
Becky puts us to shame by running a long way. You can still sponsor Becky’s effort for charity.
Robyn also completes a marathon while her lesser half Frank sits at home building castles made out of cheese skins, listening to The Fall asking ‘When will dinner be ready ?’
Rob Connolly is busy working on an Android podcatcher called SwallowCatcher.
Habari – a blogging platform with a minimalist GUI and a lean core written in Object Oriented PHP. Habari also includes a brilliant community providing help, support and jokes. Habari 0.7 was released last week.
Adam WIlcox’s useful tips on podcasting using Tumblr and his own ‘From The Pub‘ podcast.
Status Net announce Freelish.us and the world says ‘Is this an April Fool ?’
Hampr is an alternative bookmarks manager that uses a Firefox extension (rather than a bookmarklet) developed by fo0bar.
XMPP enthusiasts might be interested in Swift – a new XMPP client developed by remko and kevin.
Andy proudly takes delivery of the Exadata rack for Linux Outlaws.
The origins of the This is not a podcast ‘Vision’. Inevitably, this was a piss-take.
Luke attends a talk by Clive King of Sun about the complexity of different programming languages.
Unfortunately, the book review where the author popped in to respond with ‘Fuck off’ has now been removed but it will live long in the memory. And the Google cache.
Follow http://exador.status.net/ for Libya updates.
thistleweb‘s excellent set of screencasts on Drupal and Mint and the TechBytes podcast.
Musical credits
‘Together‘ by Violet Youth.
Andy's idiotic decision to run 'yum update', within hours of the broadcast, screws his Fedora 15 ('Mother's Meaty Beefballs') laptop up completely but David saves the situation by recommending he uses his Android phone to preserve his suboptimal audio ...
In this inaugural episode, David, Luke and Andy conquer technology and eventually manage to talk to each other using a variety of VOIP technologies. David then succeeds in recording the resulting antics.
This bizarre ‘Menage A Trois’ address the thorny issue of naming this podcast and take a light hearted look at recent events on identi.ca, stir up recent ~~flame fests~~ passionate discussions, ponder on the attractions of Minecraft and then pay a fulsome tribute to the best dent of all time as well as a fleeting look at football and politics.
The spontaneous and unexpected interruptions for the fire alarm and room service were not beautifully crafted comedy moments – just a welcome accident of timing.
This broadcast was conducted via freedom hating (and new sponsors) Skype complete in full Dolby stereo. The audio quality is pretty good given Andy was located deep in Osama Bin Laden’s cave with a kettle on his head.
Kudos to David for a sterling job on the incredibly time consuming and tedious task of converting Gigabytes of rambling, stuttering audio from a short 3 minute show with 72 minutes of out-takes into what became episode #1.
The main driver behind this experiment was purely the fun and enjoyment we all get from the discussions and interesting people on identi.ca. Many thanks to all the folk who post there and to Evan and the StatusNet team for creating this open source micro blogging platform which made it all possible.
We’re new to this. We made a few (lots – Ed) mistakes. We’re not professional podcasters. We don’t use studio microphones. We don’t record separate audio streams. We’re unlikely to be able to give up our day jobs.
However, if you have anything to say; constructive, abusive or anything inbetween, please run, don’t walk, to the ‘Feedback‘ section.
Episode #1 – Duration: 1h 12m 24s
Ogg: TINAP1.ogg (17.5 MB)
MP3: TINAP1.mp3
(24.6 MB)
This is not a podcast is not in stereo for all the mono lovers.
00:00 Intro
00:25 Protesting about not being able to protest
01:10 I am probably angry about something
02:17 The Hound of the Baskervilles
04:32 Good moaning Vietnam
05:10 I’m about to carry a bag of sand
06:00 Blinking morse code
06:40 This is not a podcast
07:20 Operation Sandbags At Dawn
07:28 Another Freedom do – Flaming Fab
08:07 Endorsing OggComp and Oracle’s commitment to Freedom
09:25 I believe I was inebriated at the time
10:35 <Skype endorsement>
11:57 Ruby dicks
12:19 Holy nuclear war
13:43 <Skype enforcement>
14:46 Ruby dickheads
15:12 You’re still angry – you’re just worse at it
15:32 RMS
17:10 Twitter migration
18:58 Spam
20:18 !Twitterfree
22:25 Scores on the Doors
24:28 Time travel
25:50 Fire drill
26:08 Where were we?
27:30 #whyidenticarocks
28:57 The new Identica
30:25 StatusNet 1.0 – fork it!
33:53 API – in Evan we trust
35:07 #Hashtags
35:52 #disturbing
36:54 Popey and Fab have agreed about something
37:23 That is all
37:59 Someone’s gone off to the east!
39:20 Room service
40:22 And suddenly, it’s 4am three weeks later
41:44 #Whinecraft
44:17 Mr & Mrs
45:09 Fuck the system
48:42 We just need another flame war
49:17 And then these fucking horrendous bras arrived
50:33 Lock up your daughters
51:20 Learning how to use Unix systems
52:40 Can anyone remember what I just said?
54:17 For God’s sake, talk to people!
56:05 The British Broadcasting Cunts
58:20 Aberystwyth riots
59:25 Pissed off with the police
1:00:02 Cambridge riots
1:00:50 London riots
1:01:44
1:02:01 Benefit scrounging scum
1:03:36 I will get it up at some point
1:04:21 Welfare to work
1:05:44 #BigSociety
1:07:14 The Wolfman of Alberquerque
1:08:00 On the way out with Mario Bibotelli
1:10:56 I was not fazed in the slightest
1:11:41 Outtakes
Further reading
We fully appreciate you may not use identi.ca and even if you do, you may not read every single dent posted by every single person so here’s some handy links to the various issues discussed.
If you see a story below and think ‘Hey – they never discussed that’, well we did so turn your computer off, turn the TV/boyfriend/husband/partner off and listen to the entire show again. From the start. Carefully.
In this inaugural episode, David, Luke and Andy conquer technology and eventually manage to talk to each other using a variety of VOIP technologies. David then succeeds in recording the resulting antics. This bizarre 'Menage A Trois' address the thorny issue of naming this podcast and take a light hearted look at recent events on identi.ca, stir up recent ~~flame fests~~ passionate discussions, ponder on the attractions of Minecraft and then pay a fulsome tribute to the best dent of all time as well as a fleeting look at football and politics. The spontaneous and unexpected interruptions for the fire alarm and room service were not beautifully crafted comedy moments - just a welcome accident of timing. This broadcast was conducted via freedom hating (and new sponsors) Skype complete in full Dolby stereo. The audio quality is pretty good given Andy was located deep in Osama Bin Laden's cave with a kettle on his head. Kudos to David for a sterling job on the incredibly time consuming and tedious task of converting Gigabytes of rambling, stuttering audio from a short 3 minute show with 72 minutes of out-takes into what became episode #1. The main driver behind this experiment was purely the fun and enjoyment we all get from the discussions and interesting people on identi.ca. Many thanks to all the folk who post there and to Evan and the StatusNet team for creating this open source micro blogging platform which made it all possible. We're new to this. We made a few (lots - Ed) mistakes. We're not professional podcasters. We don't use studio microphones. We don't record separate audio streams. We're unlikely to be able to give up our day jobs. However, if you have anything to say; constructive, abusive or anything inbetween, please run, don't walk, to the 'Feedback' section. Episode #1 - Duration: 1h 12m 24s Ogg: TINAP1.ogg (17.5 MB) MP3: TINAP1.mp3 (24.6 MB) This is not a podcast is not in stereo for all the mono lovers. 00:00 Intro 00:25 Protesting about not being able to protest 01:10 I am probably angry about something 02:17 The Hound of the Baskervilles 04:32 Good moaning Vietnam 05:10 I’m about to carry a bag of sand 06:00 Blinking morse code 06:40 This is not a podcast 07:20 Operation Sandbags At Dawn 07:28 Another Freedom do - Flaming Fab 08:07 Endorsing OggComp and Oracle’s commitment to Freedom 09:25 I believe I was inebriated at the time 10:35 11:57 Ruby dicks 12:19 Holy nuclear war 13:43 14:46 Ruby dickheads 15:12 You’re still angry - you’re just worse at it 15:32 RMS 17:10 Twitter migration 18:58 Spam 20:18 !Twitterfree 22:25 Scores on the Doors 24:28 Time travel 25:50 Fire drill 26:08 Where were we? 27:30 #whyidenticarocks 28:57 The new Identica 30:25 StatusNet 1.0 - fork it! 33:53 API - in Evan we trust 35:07 #Hashtags 35:52 #disturbing 36:54 Popey and Fab have agreed about something 37:23 That is all 37:59 Someone’s gone off to the east! 39:20 Room service 40:22 And suddenly, it’s 4am three weeks later 41:44 #Whinecraft 44:17 Mr & Mrs 45:09 Fuck the system 48:42 We just need another flame war 49:17 And then these fucking horrendous bras arrived 50:33 Lock up your daughters 51:20 Learning how to use Unix systems 52:40 Can anyone remember what I just said? 54:17 For God’s sake, talk to people! 56:05 The British Broadcasting Cunts 58:20 Aberystwyth riots 59:25 Pissed off with the police 1:00:02 Cambridge riots 1:00:50 London riots 1:01:44 1:02:01 Benefit scrounging scum 1:03:36 I will get it up at some point 1:04:21 Welfare to work 1:05:44 #BigSociety 1:07:14 The Wolfman of Alberquerque 1:08:00 On the way out with Mario Bibotelli 1:10:56 I was not fazed in the slightest 1:11:41 Outtakes Further reading We fully appreciate you may not use identi.ca and even if you do, you may not read every single dent posted by every single person so here's some handy links to the various issues discussed. If you see a story below and think 'Hey - they never discussed that',
People often write in and ask ‘Why ?’
Michael Stipe explains:
‘This really is not a show. This is a live rehearsal. This is the first time we are attempting this experiment in terror.’
The point about terrorism is that the sense of injustice becomes a springboard for mental somersaults in the mind of someone who thinks that indiscriminate violence can create justice.
He’s funny, doesn’t mind telling people to fuck off, and he even votes Labour.
Glass is not vapourware. It is due for general release early next year. Available colours will include black, orange, grey, white and blue, or to put it in Google-speak: ‘charcoal, tangerine, shale, cotton, sky’.
The popular idea is that you meditate to achieve enlightenment, or transcendence, or oneness, to permanently ascend to a higher state. But experienced meditators say that's all a distraction, and meditation is about getting more skilled at noticing and appreciating whatever you are sensing right now.
The fact that there are groups of people scaring the population in to changing the way they live, creating fear and intimidation, means there are terrorists - people creating terror. Sadly it is the governments and law makers and police that are causing this fear. People are afraid they will be victim of terrorism laws or interpretation of those laws by police. So they (the governments and the police) are, by any definition, the terrorists - creating the terror - no?
we sleep when we are tired, eat when we are hungry
What we brought, in both Iraq and Afghanistan, are the world’s most corrupt governments. According to the widely respected Transparency International, Iraq is the 169th most corrupt country in the world and Afghanistan the 174th. Out of 174.
I want to say, in all seriousness, that a great deal of harm is being done in the modern world by belief in the virtuousness of work, and that the road to happiness and prosperity lies in an organized diminution of work.
what the major economic goal of the progressive movement should be: "It’s time to separate income from work."
Kafka - that noted happiness-hound - wrote: "It is not necessary that you leave the house. Remain at your table and listen. Do not even listen, only wait. Do not even wait, be wholly still and alone. The world will present itself to you for its unmasking, it can do no other, in ecstasy it will writhe at your feet."
we attach too little importance to enjoyment and simple happiness
Serious-minded persons, for example, are continually condemning the habit of going to the cinema, and telling us that it leads the young into crime. But all the work that goes to producing a cinema is respectable, because it is work, and because it brings a money profit. The notion that the desirable activities are those that bring a profit has made everything topsy-turvy.
The idea that the poor should have leisure has always been shocking to the rich.
The conception of duty, speaking historically, has been a means used by the holders of power to induce others to live for the interests of their masters rather than for their own. Of course the holders of power conceal this fact from themselves by managing to believe that their interests are identical with the larger interests of humanity.
The morality of work is the morality of slaves, and the modern world has no need of slavery.
there are not only those who give orders, but those who give advice as to what orders should be given. Usually two opposite kinds of advice are given simultaneously by two organized bodies of men; this is called politics.
“It should not be underestimated how far Rusbridger saw himself as an intrinsic part of The Project ” – The Project being Tony Blair’s plan to move the old Labour Party to a neo-con position and continue the Thatcher revolution (not that they called it that, even to themselves. Modernisation, Third Way etc.)
What America means by terrorist violence is “public violence some weirdo had the gall to carry out using a weapon other than a gun.”
Public confidence in the Westminster government has fallen to historically low levels, raising fundamental questions about its democratic legitimacy more than three years into the coalition, new data shows.
Boston was placed under martial law, with heavily armed troops patrolling the streets, pointing machine guns at civilians who dared so much as to look out their windows. A large part of the city was placed under lockdown, supposedly because a single 19-year-old, on foot, was on the loose. (There may be dozens of armed teenagers on the loose in Boston on any given Friday.) The official story makes little sense. Do you think the Tsarnaev brothers did it?
'Chat with Mother' update... http://anotherurl.info/post/email-with-mother
Worth a look. Free if you're an Amazon Prime member, too. http://inbedwithmaradona.com/subculture/2013/3/25/all-or-nothing-magazine
Captain. Leader. Legend. https://plus.google.com/photos/113401713663505134193/albums/5853820314774011761/5853820315080212978?authkey=CKGt56HWxsv_SQ
Worth supporting. http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1530866568/phil-cohen-releases-new-studio-album
'the country's best manager of the past 48 hours' http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/21499452?postId=115387755#comment_115387755
Reshared post from Evan Prodromou https://plus.google.com/113401713663505134193/posts/5AexF97BcDf
Reshared post from Dan Lynch https://plus.google.com/113401713663505134193/posts/3PudNzAYaDY
I reckon we're all gonna fry. http://earlywarn.blogspot.com/2013/01/the-human-response-function-to-climate.html
Judan Ali, a community youth coach in Dagenham, and rumoured to be the new coach at managerless laughing-stock Blackburn, 'speaking some words about things' in Latvia. I hope this makes sense.
Via: http://bornoffside.net/2012/12/bornoffside-tv-judan-ali-before-he-was-famous/
P.S. Venkys - I am a level 1 FA youth coach and available for the manager's job. I have no experience and guarantee mid-table mediocrity and a good cup run (based on my Soccer Manager performances). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3zTtuWx710
Reshared post from Jackie Plage https://plus.google.com/113401713663505134193/posts/RstMGWrd3Kp
Reshared post from Matthew Copperwaite https://plus.google.com/113401713663505134193/posts/agvpnrMe33i
Reshared post from David Planella https://plus.google.com/113401713663505134193/posts/WxN1qU3keRy
Available on Amazon for £289.00. Who's in? http://globalguerrillas.typepad.com/globalguerrillas/2013/01/dronenet-the-next-big-thing.html
Some highlights:
'In June 2010, in his first budget, Osborne said the structural deficit was 4.8 per cent, and that with three years of reduced spending, the figure would be down to 1.9 per cent.'
'So how’s that going? Well, by the end of those three years, after £59 billion of tax rises and spending cuts, the figure is set to be 4.3 per cent.'
'there are more than half a million public sector jobs still to be cut over the next five years.... That’s 10,000 public sector jobs going every month...'
'Pensioners haven’t been explicitly protected from cuts, but they have in practice been shielded, principally because they possess a magic power undreamed of by the young: a willingness to turn up at the ballot box on general election day.'
'Since hospitals, schools and pensioners taken together represent the vast majority of government spending, it isn’t possible to achieve a real reduction in spending without tackling all three of them.'
'In effect, the Tories have been saying that the trouble with the poor is that they have too much money.'
'the single most important fact about the welfare bill is largely absent from the debate: the fact that two-thirds of the welfare budget is spent on pensioners.'
'we have a country where things feel as if they’ve been bad for a long while, and yet on the figures, most of the hard times are still ahead.' http://www.lrb.co.uk/v35/n01/john-lanchester/lets-call-it-failure
I love Bob Dylan and I love the 80s so posting this is a no brainer right? I’ve already watched this once and I know I will watch it again so here it is, all in one neat place. Whoever uploaded this. I love you in a Bobalicious way. There are 3 parts missing which is always the way with these uploads but what is there is gold. Enjoy.
Part 8 Missing (God damn it, Bob would probably not use this term)
Part 10 has vanished (just like Jesus did)
Part 11 can not be viewed by non believers.
This post is one in a series on Payment by Results in mental health, written for both professional and personal reasons. The full series is introduced and linked to here, including a post with all references in it.
It is clear that a significant amount of effort has gone into introducing Payment by Results in health, even though it is recognised that is a means rather than an ends; that it is a lever which supports healthcare policy and the strategic aims of the NHS (DH, 2011a:50).
What kind of effects does the mechanism of PbR have on the ends it seeks to support?
In a table summarising the effects, the King’s Fund (2012:24) notes the following adverse impacts of introducing Payment by Results (and, in brackets, how they are typically addressed):
Similar issues were also reported by the Centre for Health Economics (CHE, 2009:50).
One substantial adverse impact in healthcare generally is the possibility of PbR having a detrimental impact on quality as providers seek to maximise income (King’s Fund, 2012:2).
Specifically on this question, what evaluation there is to date would suggest it is difficult to categorically say PbR had a positive impact. The King’s Fund notes there “is very little evidence on the impact of PbR on quality” (King’s Fund, 2012:16). Nevertheless, it is equally difficult to prove the case that PbR negatively impacts on healthcare quality: the Audit Commission (2008) found that the early years of PbR had not compromised the quality of healthcare; similarly, a review by the NHS Confederation found that PbR had had no detrimental impact on care quality (quoted in King’s Fund, 2012:16).
Improved quality is often thought to naturally follow from an increase in competition under fixed prices amongst providers (King’s Fund, 2012:30). Evidence on how choice at the point of referral has operated, however suggests that it remains a weak driver of quality improvement (Dixon et al 2010). This leads to what the King’s Fund call a “prima facie case” for introducing financial incentives to improve quality (King’s Fund, 2012:30).
Given that PbR was initially introduced (at least partly) to address waiting times, evaluation has found that PbR did result in more rapid reductions in lengths of stay and the proportion of day cases than when it isn’t present (King’s Fund, 2012:16). This finding is echoed in the United States, as is the finding that PbR resulted in one of the following benefits in some (but not all) of Austria, Denmark, France, Germany, Italy, Norway, Spain, Sweden and Victoria, Australia: reduced length of stay, increased technical productivity, reduced unit costs or reduced waiting times (summarised in Street et al 2007; Busse et al 2011, quoted in King’s Fund, 2012:22).
In England, a renewed focus on care coordination and increased integration poses an interesting question: does PbR support this or not? The King’s Fund is clear on this: “The current system is not always well suited to the promotion of other objectives, particularly integration and major shifts and changes in the location of care” (King’s Fund, 2012:41). Indeed, PbR doesn’t currently include payment relating to the costs of coordination itself (King’s Fund, 2012:33).
PbR is not felt to incentivise the change from activity-based systems to organisation along a whole episode of care. Payment aligned to a whole pathway could do this (King’s Fund, 2012:3) and places like the United States, the Netherlands and Sweden are exploring exactly this (King’s Fund, 2012:24).
One of the reasons why the effects of PbR on issues like quality are so difficult to determine is the context within which the changes operate. The effectiveness of payment systems depends on the context in which they operate, and the ends to which they are aimed (King’s Fund, 2012:4). As the King’s Fund notes:
“Payment systems cannot do everything: Payment systems are not just a means to an end; they are one of many measures used to promote health policy objectives.” (King’s Fund, 2012:vi)
Overall, the King’s Fund concludes:
“It is difficult to come to a conclusive view on what the effects of PbR have been” (King’s Fund, 2012:35).
The shocking death of Lee Rigby quite naturally appals us all. The intention of the crazed little group who conceived this killing was to make it as horrible as possible in order to scare people.
Horrible, sociopathic violence happens to people from time to time. They have done since Cain killed Abel, metaphorically or literally as you choose. Here is another headline today, just as horrific:
A British soldier has been jailed for stabbing a 10-year-old boy after getting drunk on vodka while serving in Afghanistan.
Both that obscene attack and Michael Adebolajo’s appalling actions are borne out of the same conflict. But it is reasonable to suppose that both these incidents involved people with, for whatever reason, a pre-disposition to murderous violence.
Such people have always been with us and will always be with us, but fortunately they are very, very few. In a nation of 60 million, involvement in violent crime is very low. If you are the victim of criminal violence, the odds over the last decade are about one in twenty thousand that the violence inflicted on you will have any linkage to political or terrorist causation. And the odds that you will suffer any kind of violent attack are thankfully pretty remote.
We should not panic from theatrical violence, just deplore and take sober stock. Sadly if a lunatic on the bus decides to strangle you tomorrow, there are no pre-emptive laws that can stop that. We should stop pretending that the state can always prevent.
May 22. Last night I spent four hours listening to Bob Dylan, and today I want to interpret one of his greatest songs, from 1978: Señor (Tales of Yankee Power). That link is the song on YouTube, and here’s Señor on songmeanings.net, with mostly accurate lyrics and a huge variety of interpretations.
The song is a dialogue between a hired gun, who is worried and cynical about the mission, and his employer, who rants cryptic metaphors in a menacing voice. The master gets two verses and the servant gets five, one in the middle, two at the beginning, and two at the end.
The song reminds me of this Wendell Berry poem that Early Warning posted a couple weeks ago. The poem is about ecological destruction in pursuit of “the objective”, but on a deeper level it’s about a state of mind in which people become so fixated on a goal that they forget where they came from and who they are.
This is the mental state of Empire, of civilization as we know it. And in the Dylan song you can see it growing in the servant, even as the master seems to lose his nerve. It’s like evil Don Quixote. The servant begins the song afraid of Armageddon, and ends the song hungry for it: “Let’s overturn these tables, disconnect these cables. This place don’t make sense to me no more.”
Events in Woolwich yesterday show that the state is totally geared up for emergency action when it wants to be – committees meet, officials are called in, politicians focus their attention and insist something must be done.
by (author unknown) on May 23, 2013 at 10:00AM via A World to Win http://www.aworldtowin.net/blog/the-state-feeds-on-terror.html
A judicial review has ruled that the test used to decide whether people are fit for work actively discriminates against the mentally ill.
The tribunal concentrated on the issue of supporting evidence, and found that - under the current system - no matter how ill or even delusional a person may be, they are responsible for gathering their own medical evidence and sending it in.
My transition from good-for-nothing benefits scrounger to upstanding citizen is only a phone call away. Yes, for the last couple of months copywriting and content writing work was harder to find and I’ve been claiming Jobseeker’s Allowance. Now that I’ve got a regular job again I went down to my local Jobcentre to close my claim. Turned out it wasn’t so easy.
“We can’t close your claim because you didn’t sign in on Monday so we have to take disciplinary action against you. Your benefits have been stopped and it’ll have to go to a hearing,” said Lauren, one of the Job Centre staff.
“But I was at training,” I explained. “And I sent you two messages saying I couldn’t sign in that day. I gave you a message online and got my friend to come in and give you a note.”
“That doesn’t make any difference because you didn’t physically sign in,” Lauren shrugged.
I pointed out that closing my claim would probably be easiest for them and anyway there was no point stopping my benefits because closing my claim would stop them anyway.
Lauren explained this was Jobcentre policy and said I’d have to answer questions about why I’d failed to sign in before my claim could be closed. This is how it went:
Her: Why did you fail to sign in on Monday?
Me: Because I was at training for my job.
Her: Well why didn’t you sign in on Tuesday?
Me: Because I was at work.
Her: Well why didn’t you come in sooner today?
Me: When my friend dropped off the note, one of your colleagues gave her a message for me that I just had to phone. They didn’t say I had to come in. The only reason I’m here is because I don’t have your phone number and I thought you might need to see me.
Her: Why did you fail to look for jobs in the last 2 weeks?
Me: I didn’t. I applied for around 20 jobs in the last 2 weeks.
Her: Where are they?
Me: They’re in my Activity History.
Her: OK, I see them. But why did you fail to apply for any jobs since last week?
Me: Because I got a job.
Lauren typed all that into a form and sent it off to DWP Hearings Land. “It’ll take 15 minutes to go through, so you might as well phone to close your claim from home,” she said. “You’ll receive a decision in a few months about whether your benefits will be stopped or not.”
I got up. So this was it. After months of Jobcentre harassment – including stopping my benefits for 3 months because I mixed up the address on a job I’d agreed to apply for (reduced to 2 weeks on appeal) – despite applying for 34 other jobs I hadn’t agreed to apply for. The Jobcentre had set my mandatory target at 2 jobs per week and by my advisor’s admission I was applying for over 15 jobs per week and was the person who applied fore the most jobs out of every Jobcentre “customer”. Three weeks later they stopped my benefits for 2 weeks for forgetting to go to a CV session at the Jobcentre. And a week after that they said they couldn’t reimburse bus tickets (£26) because I hadn’t told them I was going to the interview beforehand. Actually I had, but my advisor didn’t give me the form to fill in or tell me that I had to fill it in. I ended up getting the job – it was a temp job that lasted 2 weeks. The Job Centre then paid me much less than I was entitled to for months, because they thought I still had the job. It took three phone calls and two Jobcentre visits to sort it out because every time they told me the error was fixed, it turned out it wasn’t.
Well, after all that there was no “congratulations” or “well done”. They couldn’t even reimburse my travelling expenses for an interview I’d gone to a few days prior – apparently it’s up to Lifeskills to reimburse me now. (Which means I wasted a trip to the Jobcentre to fill out the necessary form. And I know Lifeskills probably won’t reimburse me because I didn’t tell them about the interview beforehand. Not that it matters because the cost of travel to Lifeskills would be almost as much as the reimbursement.)
As I left the Jobcentre for the last time, looking around and reminiscing about the indignities I’d suffered and wishing I’d blogged about them, Lauren said “See you later”. “See you, but I don’t think I will,” I said. “You might be back. I might see you again,” Lauren countered. I shrugged. “Yeah, you never know, with the economy and that.”
Then I turned and walked out of that door. It seemed an anticlimactic end to my time here. Hadn’t the Job Centre bullied me and forced me to grace their building with my presence every two weeks or oftener? Hadn’t the message that my main goal in life was to rejoin humanity by finding work been drilled into me over and over again? Yet they seemed totally unimpressed now that I actually had a job.
I’ll still be officially a benefits scrounger until I make that phone call. And somehow I don’t want to. I like being a benefits scrounger. I think it really focusses my writing.
Slutocrat (Scrounger #20616)
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The linked long term phenomena of falling electoral turnout and a decreasing percentage of those who do vote, voting for the two main parties, leaves politicians in power with the active support of an increasingly small minority of the population. To date this has not seriously impacted on consent – the Majority are apathetic, and devoid both of interesting sources of useful political information, and of social cohesion. Membership of organisations of horizontal solidarity is also in long term decline.
I would love to see an attempt at long term quantification of the difference between the parties in terms of the manifesto policies they offer. I have no doubt that there will be a very sharp reduction in difference, or rather policy convergence between the parties. If you look at 1911 – social insurance, pensions, power of the hereditary aristocracy, 1945 – nationalisation of major industries, initiation of the NHS and full welfare state, and 1983 – privatisation, nuclear weapons – there were very real and sharp political differences that offered voters a distinct ideological choice. The country – and your own future – could be recognisably different dependent on for whom you voted.
The last two times our government changed parties, the new party came in to pledge to continue the fiscal measures already projected by the treasury under its predecessors. Anyone who believes the Treasury would be fundamentally different under Balls or Osborne is delusional, and responding to tribalism not real difference. Who introduced tuition fees? New Labour. Who accelerated the “marketization” of the NHS? New Labour. Who vastly expanded PFI? New Labour. Who bailed out the banks? New Labour.
In effect, the parties offer exactly the same neo-con policies. NATO, Trident, Occupation of Afghanistan, Privatisation, Tuition Fees – the only apparent alternative at the last election came from the Lib Dems, and the electorate grasped at it in larger numbers than a third party had ever received before, something we have quickly forgotten. The reason that we have forgotten it is that Clegg, who was never any kind of Liberal, dumped the entire radical heritage of his party as soon as he came to power.
There is a much wider point to what happened to the Lib Dems. Two other changes – the introduction of PR for the European Parliament, and the large increase in expenses for MP’s staff – had made a radical change to that party. Lib Dem conferences were suddenly places of power dressing, not woolly jumpers. A great many young professional politicos – MPs research assistants, and staffers from Brussels – were all over the place. Bright, presentable, highly paid, most of them had no connection with liberalism, had never read John Stuart Mill or Hazlitt, had no idea who Lloyd George was and cared less. They had latched on to a rung of paid political work, had become part of the political class – that was the entire purpose of their activity. The woolly jumpered chap who had campaigned about paving stones in Salisbury and passionately wanted to abolish Trident and adopt green energy became sidelined, an amusing anachronism, the subject of the jokes of the sophisticates.
Of course, their focus groups showed that the people want policies which the ever shrinking ownership of the mass media promotes, because they are the only policies they have ever heard of. But the people no longer trust the ownership of the media, and the expenses scandal caused a much-needed scepticism of the appalling political class. People are desperate for leaders who look honest and say something different.
So do not despise UKIP supporters. They are not vicious racists. They are in fact brighter than those stupid enough to continue voting for the three neo-con parties, despite having their lives crippled for the next three decades to pay unconceivable sums to the bankers. The UKIP voters at least wish to punish the political class and wish to hear of some different policies.
The problem is that the only alternative of which the mainstream media is prepared to inform them is Mr Farage and his simple anti-foreigner maxims. Many of the bankers are keen to leave the EU, as Nigel Lawson told us. So if people want an alternative, that is the one they will be offered. Only in Scotland have people been offered a more radical alternative – and while I do not wish to exaggerate the economic radicalism of the SNP, they are markedly to the left of Westminster on issues like tuition fees, healthcare and PFI.
The great question of the day is, how to put before the population, in a way that they will notice, a radical alternative other than simple right wing populism. I have a strong belief that there remains a real desire in society for a more social policy, for a major and real check on the huge divergence between rich and poor, for good public services, for a pacific foreign policy, and for leaders not just in it for the money or to promote wealthy interests. But how do you get that message to people?
Bob Mould began his musical career in 1979 when as a 19 year old he formed the legendary Minneapolis punk rock group Hüsker Dü. Between then and their break up 9 years later the band developed their style from 30 second thrash workouts to producing some of the finest skewed rock music that the 80s bore witness too.
If being in one legendary band was not enough Mould then formed Sugar and found great success (especially in the UK) in the early 90s as well. The debut album ‘Copper Blue’ is still generally regarded as the greatest album to have been released in 1992, a year that also saw the release of REM’s ‘Automatic for the People’, Pavement’s ‘Slanted and Enchanted’, PJ Harvey’s ‘Dry’ and Sonic Youth’s ‘Dirty’. This was no small feat and thoroughly well deserved. It would seem that surely lightning wouldn’t strike 3 times for the guy. Would it?
Well, since Sugar’s untimely demise Mould has embarked on an incredible solo career, this has resulted in at least 2 albums that I would consider classics and many other fantastic collections to boot. Don’t believe us? Hit YouTube and you’ll see. The most recent of these classics would be last years fine effort ‘Silver Age’. The record’s tone matches that of the abrasive guitar ridden ‘Copper Blue’ and added in with his recent work with the Foo Fighters this has once again shot Bob into the spotlight.
Speaking via Skype all the way from the U.S. of A Mould gives us the lowdown on the new album, his autobiography and just what happened when he met up with Punk legend Pat Smear.
Wallernotweller: The ‘Silver Age’ album has been out for a while now; when you completed it did you have any idea how popular the album would be if you returned to that guitar saturated Sugar type of sound?
Bob Mould: Well I figured people would enjoy this record because I enjoyed making it immensely. I knew ‘The Decent’ was a pretty solid song and ‘Star Machine’ was a pretty cool song but this whole response to the album, well, I am very happy with it. It had been a while since I had honed in on that type of album I guess. I think everything that led up to the writing and the recording helped, it was all good stuff, the 20 year anniversary of ‘Copper Blue’ coming up and taking 3 years away from writing music and the build-up that that created in my head and having this goal of trying to write a short and loud guitar pop record. Plus all that stuff like hanging out with the Foo Fighters, all these things combined made it really easy for me to put the record together.
WNW: Watching the ‘Star Machine’ video was a joy from beginning to end. Your comedy timing was impeccable. How did that come about?
BM: Jon Wurster [Drums] is such a natural at that stuff but for me it was like pulling teeth. The guy who put together the film is called Jon Glaser and Jon is an American comic who has done a lot of TV, he had a show called Delocated and now he’s on a show on NBC (one of our national networks) called Parks and Recreation. We started with a couple of ideas but Glaser really dialled it in the treatment. We shot it all in one day in New York and we tweaked it a little bit as we went but it’s pretty much all Glaser’s idea and I knew that Jon Wurster would be great in front of the camera so I was like “Just make it about Jon”. He is the guy, so we went with our strong suit, it was pretty funny.
WNW: I’ve noticed from video interviews with you that you have a dry sense of humour and as I said your timing is great, have you ever thought about doing a spoken word show like Henry Rollins does?
BM: That’s funny you should say that, the closest I have gotten to that was in 2011 when the book was released [Bob and Michael Azerrad’s autobiography of Moulds life; ‘See a Little Light’] and I did a lot of touring to promote the book and the format that I was touring in was playing solo and electric for a couple of songs then I would read a passage from the book. For instance I would read the passage from the book from 1988 about being up on the farm in Northern Minnesota and writing ‘Notebook’ and then I might play 4 or 5 songs from ‘Notebook’, then maybe I would jump to another era and describe the process or the environment that I was in that allowed me to write these particular songs or albums. That is the closest I have ever gotten to spoken word.
People that know me know that I can be a pretty funny guy when I want to be but I just never let anybody see it (laughs).
WNW: If there was an offer to do full spoken word do you think you would take it seriously?
BM: I think I’d hold out, I’d rather hold out for my own sit com (laughs). No, what Henry Rollins or Jello Biafra does is incredible. Hats off to what they do, I could never do that. I can be funny in small doses. I don’t think a TV show or a spoken word performance would be good for me.
WNW: Going back to the new album now can you tell us a little bit about the track ‘Keep Believing’?
BM: Yeah, I can give you all the skinny on that one. I t was one of the last songs that I wrote the music for and the first part of the song remained pretty much as it is now. But I had this chorus that was sort of an awkward, clumsy chorus musically; I was trying to do too much with it. So when the 3 of us were doing the basic tracks for the album we looked at each other and said “What do we do with that part” So me and Jon were in the room and I started playing prototypical Bob Mould chord changes and the part where that solo comes in, that ascending riff, the part before all the back end comes in well I just sort of threw it out there as a riff and Jon was like “That sounds good”. It turned out to be a really cool musical bridge that gets you from the front to the back.
So I said just give me 30 seconds and I’ll just dial it in, so we dialled it in and got rid of the other part. When we dropped it in there it was like “A-ha! That’s it!” It didn’t really need a chorus; it just needed that solo bridge to get it to the end of the song.
So we had the music recorded, then fast forward 2 months and I’m working with my engineer and we have the entire album mixed except for that song and we only have one day left so we have to mix that song and after write words for it. (Laughs) I really have no idea; I know what I sort of wanted it to be but…
So what happens with me, and I’m giving away a little secret here, is that I have these boxes of 45’s that I had when I was a kid and I used to listen to them when I was 5 or 6 years old. I listened to them every day and memorised every stich on them backwards and forwards and whenever I am stumped I go back to that box of singles and then I start playing music and something will happen. But we were in the studio and all my singles were at home so I went on YouTube and started pulling up videos and finding these songs and I pulled up this one song and I thought that’s it, it triggered everything. After that I spent half a day dialling in the words and then the engineer was getting everything ready for me to sing over. By 9 o’clock that night I had created this elaborate puzzle and tribute on the back end of the song about The Byrds and The Beatles, all those things that are the touchstones for me. I spent about an hour singing it and we started piling on the harmonies for another hour. By 10pm I had totally blown my voice and spent the last couple of hours mixing the song. It was pretty crazy but it’s such a beautiful song.
With those words I was floundering all day listening to old songs just to find a way into it and then finally this one song just opened the door.
WNW: And the song?
BM: (silence)
WNW: Okay, was it those singles that got you into music in the first place or did you really the pleasure of music when you left home?
BM: Oh no no, I was into music as a small child, my whole childhood was music. That was my escape from the life that I had. Those records that I am talking about, they kept me alive as a kid, I am looking at them right now as we talk, they are right there.
The beauty of the book for me was that I know these things because that’s who I am but I didn’t understand how woven together everything was and we never know it unless we do take the time to sift through all of it. We can have a general idea that this led to this and that led to that but in writing the book and this is where Azerrad was key was that he had that perspective from the outside of it all. He would say to me “So you knew you were gay when you were five, you grew up in this violent household but you had this music that pulled you through. Okay look at what you did when you were 20?” How do you tell that story, how is it connected?
WNW: Do you think you gave too much away about yourself in the autobiography?
BM: Oh, that’s fine. There are parts of the book that are unflattering to me. There are parts that show how out of my mind I could get, that I could be mean spirited at times and show how controlling I was but again go to the beginning and read those first two chapters and it will all make sense, you’ll see it. It’s not that it explains away all of my poor behaviour in my first 48 years of life and there is a lot of stuff that I am not really proud of in there but it’s an attempt to tell the story as completely as possible, those things had to be in there.
WNW: Did you revisit the Hüsker Dü back catalogue when you were researching the autobiography?
BM: No, those songs are embedded in me, I don’t need to go back and put them on to relive them, I pretty much know how those records go.
I understood going into the book that the allure for doing the book to the publishers was the Hüsker Dü story. It took up more of the book that I would have given it, if I were the King of France I wouldn’t have done as much on that but I understand and I understood it before I agreed to do the book so I have no complaints there, it was part of the deal. With all things being equal then maybe that is the way things are supposed to be and that is how it is, there is no changing that.
WNW: I understand that you must be sick of answering Hüsker Dü questions especially after pretty much everything was discussed in the book but one thing that wasn’t clear in the autobiography was whether you think that the creative and competitive dynamic between you and Grant fuelled the strong song writing in the band? Every Hüsker Dü release contained way more killer than filler.
BM: Um… I think that that’s a major consideration. I tell you, when I look back on the whole thing I think that when the band was working as just us versus the world there was some amazing output but when the band became us versus us it didn’t pay the same dividends. It begun as the 3 of us against the world but when the world noticed us and they started observing that unspoken competition and when the light got shined on it then that is when things started to go a little awry. So yes, it was the best of times, it was also the end times.
I really think that that happens in all parts of our lives, those dynamics with a significant other or with a work collaborator. It’s those things that you all know but you never say and when other people pull at that thread it starts to unravel and it can get really fucked up. Sometimes I think that you should just let it be and not try and unpack everything in your life all the time and then maybe you’ll have this really happy life (laughs). Also be mindful of letting people into your life who try and unpack your shit for you, just say “Wait a minute! We all know that, we don’t need to say anything about it”.
WNW: All recent interviews with you tend to focus on you meeting up with Dave Grohl recently and recording with him, well that’s cool an’ all but what interests me is that you met up with Pat Smear at the same time…
BM: Yes!
WNW: How was that for you being a massive fan of The Germs, how did you two get on, what was he like?
BM: Oh my god, well you know that Dave, he is like the sweetest guy in the world and I love Dave and I am so appreciative of him letting me get a little bit of his spotlight for a brief moment, he didn’t need to do that but… Going down to his place to work on that song, when I walked in at Pat was sitting there I was just like OH MY GOD! I grew up with The Germs, that album was really important to me. I was like “Well yeah this song we are working on is really great but Pat, what was it like working with Joan Jett? (Laughs)” Pat was like huuuuh?
That was a really great experience. And Butch Vig too, Butch and I worked together in Madison, Wisconsin in the original Smart studio back in 1984 I think it was recording a local band there called The Tar Babies so we hadn’t really got together in ages. The whole thing was so great, there’s Pat from The Germs and there’s Butch from the old days and there is Dave… it was like, Shit! This is pretty cool.
WNW: I can’t imagine as a fan what walking into that room must have been like, Pat Smear, My word, he is such an iconic figure in my house.
BM: Well yeah, and then when I was out doing the dates with them in the fall of ’11 we hung out, you know how people run into each other at catering and backstage and so on and Pat and I would just crack each other up. They had this kind of fancy espresso machine every day that showed up in catering and Pat wasn’t into it so I said that you have to try it, I have one at home and it’s awesome. He’s always like “Hmmmmm errrrrrr”. So anyways we had some dinner and I said we’ll have a small bit of desert and then we can have a couple of coffees. When he did it he was like “Holy shit, that stuff is so strong!” I said you are gonna play for three hours you’ll be fine (laughs). That’s the stuff right there, push button espressos.
WNW: Have you begun to put together a follow up to Silver Age as of yet and if so is it going to keep the same tonality?
BM: I’m gonna quit while I am ahead…
Nah, I haven’t had a lot of time to think about it. All I know is that right now with Jason [Narducy, bass] and Jon we are killin’ it, we are really killin’ it live, we really like playing together and its effortless and natural and I think that our interpretations of the Hüsker and Sugar stuff is pretty much spot on without sounding like a cover band. I think ‘Silver Age’ has shown what we can grow into as a 3 piece, like we can just go into a room and make a record. The smart money says more of the same. So we shall see but I can look back at my own history and I sometimes don’t play that sure bet, whether it’s ‘File Under: Easy Listening’ or ‘Modulater’. I know what I can do to my own stuff so for now all I can say is that for now we are gonna play some shows, have some fun and then write some songs and just see what happens.
WNW: Mr Bob Mould thank you very much for giving us your time today.
This interview I conducted originally appeared in pennyblackmusic in May 2013. Click the link. Read till bedtime.
Now here’s an article in Cities today on the evidence of suburban poverty in the US. It covers the work of researchers Alan Berube and Elizabeth Kneebone, who stress the importance of regional responses because anti-poverty policies designed for dense urban areas ‘transplant poorly onto suburbia’:
‘We’ve seen that the suburban safety net – it’s much thinner, it’s much patchier, and it’s spread over greater distances.’
There’s also a reference to the part played by transport systems in the coming period:
‘It’s significantly harder to address poverty through transportation when low-income households in need of it live dispersed over larger areas. Suburbs also simply lack the built-in networks of service providers that have grown up over decades in inner-city communities.’
I will go on pointing out, because I think it’s important to do so, that in nthe UK this austerity is at best unnecessary and a puerile, and very nasty, form of ideological folly. Who can possibly need more evidence? I was speaking last week to someone who still thought that austerity economics was a justifiable response to ‘Labour’s excessive spending.’ Sigh.
The Secretary of State for Education has reached record-breaking levels of self-delusion this morning with his accusation that headteachers who disagree with him are ‘defeatist’.
Evidence from brain and genetic studies suggests we should regard suicidal behaviour as a disease in its own right, a move that may help prevent suicides
“The latest news that has reached us from Poland makes it clear beyond any doubt that the Germans are now murdering the last remnants of the Jews in Poland with unbridled cruelty. Behind the walls of the ghetto the last act of this tragedy is now being played out.Zygielbojm’s suicide was a deeply reasoned and socially responsible act. But according to the values prevailing in our own society, it should be dismissed or even condemned as a “futile gesture”, a “pointless sacrifice” – and therefore something pathological, neurotic, “self-indulgent”. All my political life I have heard this said about any sacrifice made for a just cause. It was said in the 80s about the miners who tried and failed to save their communities, and about the councillors who stood up for local democracy against rate capping and got surcharged and chucked out of politics for their pains. It’s being said now about Palestinian hunger strikers. It has been the stock-in-trade of Third Way, post-social democratic politics, where to sacrifice one’s political career or “viability” by standing up against power and prejudice is viewed as a self-evidently self-defeating folly. Surely it is this ideology of self-serving “pragmatism” that ought to be dubbed “self-indulgent”? What’s truly pathological and neurotic is the “common sense” of egocentric individualism, the obsession with personal success and status, the desperation to conform to an inhuman, destructive social order.
The responsibility for the crime of the murder of the whole Jewish nationality in Poland rests first of all on those who are carrying it out, but indirectly it falls also upon the whole of humanity, on the peoples of the Allied nations and on their governments, who up to this day have not taken any real steps to halt this crime. By looking on passively upon this murder of defenceless millions – tortured children, women and men – they have become partners to the responsibility.
… I cannot continue to live and to be silent while the remnants of Polish Jewry, whose representative I am, are being murdered. My comrades in the Warsaw ghetto fell with arms in their hands in the last heroic battle. I was not permitted to fall like them, together with them, but I belong with them, in their mass grave.
By my death, I wish to make the strongest possible protest against the passivity with which the world is looking on and permitting the extermination of the Jewish people. I know how little life is worth today, but since I was unable to do anything during my life, perhaps by my death I shall help to break down the indifference of those who have the possibility even now, at the last moment, to save the handful of Polish Jews who are still alive from certain annihilation.
… My life belongs to the Jewish people of Poland, and therefore I hand it over to them now. I yearn that the remnant that has remained of the millions of Polish Jews may live to see liberation together with the Polish masses, and that it shall be permitted to breathe freely in Poland and in a world of freedom and socialistic justice, in compensation for the inhuman suffering and torture inflicted on them. And I believe that such a Poland will arise and such a world will come about…”
This is a neat idea for bringing a street or community together. The South Norwood Tourist Board are currently working with a local primary school on it and I first saw it work in Totterdown in Bristol.
On one day everyone sticks a blue plaque on the front of their house. The plaque is a simple paper plate painted blue. On the plaque is written some thing about someone who lived in the house before you e.g. Mary Wills plumber lived here 1943-67 or Fred Smith grandfather lived here 1932 – 45 or whatever you can dig up from chats or censuses or wherever. kids will love finding out stuff abut their house. Then declare the street day open and wander up and down sharing your new knowledge with everyone and having a chance to talk to neighbours you’ve never spoken to before. Simples.
My heart sank today when I read that the QPR striker, Loïc Rémy has been arrested on suspicion of rape. It sank because once again we were reminded of the rape endemic that is found in the UK. This story centers around three guys and one girl, but reminds me of the 85,000 women who are […]
by steve4319 on May 15, 2013 at 03:33PM via Hynd’s Blog http://stevehynd.com/2013/05/15/on-loic-remy-and-how-football-fans-contribute-to-the-uks-rape-culture/
The greater joy lies not in crossing the finish line, but in rising to the challenge. We thrive less on our achievements than on our challenges. Achievement’s pleasure is fleeting, but it leaves behind an encouragement to spur us on to the next success.
Set goals, create plans, measure progress, course correct, and celebrate upon arrival. Learn to make life a series of milestones and reaching those milestones a lifestyle. Look back for encouragement and forward for direction.
A life spent in the past or in the future is thoroughly dissatisfying. If all hope lies in the past, life is already over. If all hope lies in the future, life never begins.
The BBC today has an interesting article by Mark Brown of British mental health magazine One in Four: Do famous role models help or hinder?
The context is that in Britain, charities and other advocates for people with mental illness have become fond of pointing to famous people, past and present, who suffered from a psychiatric disorder.
The hope is that highlighting these ‘role models’ will fight stigma and provide hope. Winston Churchill and Steven Fry are especially popular in this regard.
But, as Brown argues, these well-intentioned campaigns may not be so helpful -
“Look,” they say. “Here is a person who has achieved so much. Do not lose heart, you too can overcome your disability if you follow their example.”
…but where the inspirational figure is selected for us, and the gap between their life and ours is too great, the effect is not one of encouragement but of disillusionment – especially if their story is told in terms of personal qualities like bravery or persistence.
Knowing that a famous person has the same impairment as you can be reassuring, but only in the vague way that hearing of a successful distant relative is reassuring.
Most of us will never scale Everest, compete for our country at sports or have a showbiz career. This doesn’t mean we’ve failed.
I agree. “He’s got it, and so do you, so you can be like him” is perilously close to “He’s got it, and so do you, so you should be like him – what’s your excuse?”
That said, I think some of these celebrity examples are useful, not as generic inspirations for ‘the mentally ill’ but as concrete answers to particular attitudes. Against the simplistic view that there’s a single ‘stigma of mental illness’, I think there are many different stigmas and they have to be tackled separately.
In the case of depression, the core stigma is that depression is a weakness, a moral failing. That depressed people are soft, weak, pitiable. This attitude is specific to depression – not even bipolar disorder is seen in the same way, let alone the other diagnoses. They have their own stigmas. Depression’s is weakness.
Now this is why Churchill is a good counterexample. Not just because he’s famous or ‘great’, but because he was famously tough. He faced down Hitler. He was blood, sweat and tears. In the most famous photos of him (and they are famous, out of all his photos, because they correspond to the mental image) he is almost unsmiling – but never despairing. Just resolute.
That he experienced depression undermines the myths surrounding that condition, in a way that an entertainer or other generic celebrity wouldn’t.
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