So I’m on my morning walk in the park, I’ve just been to the post office to get some first class stamps to send off our Christmas cards this year.

Better late than never.

The guy in the post office, he said, oh you’re lucky, these are the last ten.

Oh do you know what?

Fucking hell, I think I’d be really unlucky if I went to the post office and they didn’t have any fucking stamps, don’t you?