Some beautiful trees at my son’s school.

I added a few finely chopped and fried onion pieces to my home fries for brunch.

Must remember to try using smoked paprika next time.

Morning from hell, sat in a car for four hours.

Search the people you follow on Twitter for possible Mastodon/Fediverse accounts.

I forgot the link! pruvisto.org/debirdify/

Thanks @pruvisto for such a nice tool.

My eight year old has watched so many US kids' TV shows that he now self-identifies as American.

Feels like a lot of effort just to make a cup of coffee.

I’m about to eat a yum yum.

Is this thing on?

“Mum, passing me a small parcel wrapped in Xmas paper: ‘I didn’t get you anything for Xmas.’

Me: ‘What’s this then?’

Mum: ‘Oh, just socks.'”

Had hearing test on Friday. 20% hearing loss in left ear. Ear canal is wafer thin in places, meaning wax build up. That, or a brain tumour.