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I forgot the link! pruvisto.org/debirdify/

Thanks @pruvisto for such a nice tool.

My eight year old has watched so many US kids' TV shows that he now self-identifies as American.

Feels like a lot of effort just to make a cup of coffee.

I’m about to eat a yum yum.

Is this thing on?

“Mum, passing me a small parcel wrapped in Xmas paper: ‘I didn’t get you anything for Xmas.’

Me: ‘What’s this then?’

Mum: ‘Oh, just socks.'”

Had hearing test on Friday. 20% hearing loss in left ear. Ear canal is wafer thin in places, meaning wax build up. That, or a brain tumour.

12 week old son just laughed properly for the first time. Now he can’t stop.

3 days into my new job. Company policy says staff must remain upbeat. Loving every single minute of my return to wage slavery.

Baby son is one month old. Feels like we’ve had him five minutes and forever.