Eating cold turkey, ham, pork pie, Lincolnshire sausage and haslet. Reminiscing about pig’s chap, chine and brawn.

Why are toasters and smoke alarms still so stupid?

My back is killing me and I’m practically crippled after being out in the rain all day training and coaching.

Thanks to FA 1st Aid trainer Richard Barnes for relating the story of how he had his left wrist cut through to the bone and dangling off.

Doing homework for the FA coaching course I’m on. Last night I suffered the ignominy of fainting during the bloody bit of the 1st Aid class.

Excellent! Trainer for FA coaching course I’m starting on Saturday is an ex-pro footballer, entrepreneur and Brazilian Jiu Jitsu champion!

Are you listening to Joy Division?

Current NaNoWriMo word count: 0.

Any mention of ‘baboon’ always reminds me of Stephen K Amos’s hilarious skit.

Mmmm… Redbush tea with black molasses sugar hits the spot.