Tried my emergency coffees beans. They look and smell burnt. Taste like Costa coffee. Not great, but better than nothing, I guess.

Strep throat and scarlet fever reported at my son’s school. That might explain Kid A’s sore throat, cough and temperature…

Postie has delivered! ☕☕☕☕☕

I have drunk all the coffee. The end.

Who gives their postie a Christmas box?

Kids rearranged all the furniture last night to recreate the space rocket from Wallace and Gromit’s ‘A Grand Day Out’. Zion is wearing his space suit and helmet, and holding some space poop, which can heal wounds

It’s started.

Little one ate his usual two Weetabix for breakfast. Now he’s sat on my lap helping himself to my cornflakes.

Regular exposure to even low levels of air pollution may cause changes to the heart similar to those in the early stages of heart failure…

Low levels of air pollution linked to changes in the heart

An hour after both kids are usually asleep, they’re both still up and currently rearranging all the furniture in the living room.