Blended and warmed up leftover roasted carrots and parsnips with steamed sprouts, added instant onion gravy (in the absence otherwise of onion and garlic), salt, pepper, cumin and garam masala.

Surpringly tasty with a swirl of cream.

Cracker joke.

Roasting:
❌ Turkey
✅ Chicken legs
✅ Pigs in blankets
✅ Stuffing
✅ Parsnips
✅ Carrots
✅ Potatoes

Chopped and ready to boil for mashing:
✅ Potatoes

Ready to steam:
✅ Sprouts

Chilling:
✅ San Leo Prosecco DOC

Still frozen:
✅ Aunt Bessie’s Yorkshire Puddings

Drinking Baileys…

Big kid is worried that the small glass of Baileys (use by date 10/2021) might kill Santa…

I give up. Wife has just told me she knows her Apple ID password. Time for a mince pie and a cuppa.

Wife’s old iPod has a smashed screen, so trying to copy her music collection so she can transfer it back to a new music player in the future. She doesn’t use iTunes, so fired up my old Ubuntu laptop and now doing a century’s worth of updates…

Cut my hair short with clippers today.

Big kid said, “Why did you cut your hair? I can see your head!”

Man carrying straw on a pitchfork?

Unpacking grocery delivery without thinking, and big kid asks, “Is that wrapping paper?!”