Awful news.

Cake looks amazing!

A square cake features a space-themed design with planets and stars, accompanied by the text "Happy Birthday Elijah."

Just for clarity, while he no longer has enormous testicles, he’s still very definitely a boy.

Little kid is five today. Job done according to his mum. At least I’m no longer getting peed on.

Keir Starmer welcomed the Magic Circle’s decision saying it brought “clarity”.

“18,000 years ago” before anyone gets too excited.

Starmer nails his true colours to the mast.

George Monbiot: “Across my long and largely futile career…”

Apologies for typos. Not easy with my non-reading glasses on.

Flight of the Heron.

Dire Straits. Ffs. I’ll never get any work done.