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Kids are enjoying scooting into school in the mornings.
I’m like some retired secret service security detail chasing after them shouting “SLOW DOWN!” and “IT’S NOT A RACE!” and (to the big one) “LOOK OVER YOUR SHOULDER BEFORE YOU CROSS THE ROAD!” and “NOT THAT SHOULDER!” and (to the little one) “MIND THAT OLD LADY!” and “USE YOUR BRAKE!” and (to myself) “AAARRRGGGHHH!!!”
‘Under UK law, it is now an offence to enter the country without permission, while international law states that refugees should not be penalised for illegal entry.’
Gotta love that rules-based international order.
UK to refuse citizenship to refugees arriving on small boats bbc.com
Little kid, arising from his potty:
“Dad, take the wee in the potty and put it in the toilet.”
Talk about taking the pee!