Awful news.

Virginia Giuffre, Prince Andrew and Jeffrey Epstein accuser, dies by suicide: bbc.com

Cake looks amazing!

A square cake features a space-themed design with planets and stars, accompanied by the text "Happy Birthday Elijah."

Just for clarity, while he no longer has enormous testicles, he’s still very definitely a boy.

Little kid is five today. Job done according to his mum. At least I’m no longer getting peed on.

Little kid is five today. Job done according to his mum. At least I’m no longer getting peed on.

Keir Starmer welcomed the Magic Circle’s decision saying it brought “clarity”.

Woman who tricked her way into men-only Magic Circle finally allowed in: bbc.com

“18,000 years ago” before anyone gets too excited.

First evidence of city-sized icebergs found off UK coast: bbc.com

Starmer nails his true colours to the mast.

George Monbiot: “Across my long and largely futile career…”

Apologies for typos. Not easy with my non-reading glasses on.

Flight of the Heron.

Dire Straits. Ffs. I’ll never get any work done.