Nice little seating area right by our caravan.

Unfortunately it’s mostly used as a pigeon toilet.

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I was here yesterday evening.

A parking lot with a white security van and a small building with a blue Haven sign, and a You are here sign surrounded by leafless trees under a cloudy sky.

Mum gave me £40 to buy two haddock, one chips, and three peas from the chippy. I gave her £20 back and said, “don’t be daft.”

£20.40!!!

A street scene features a row of shops including a fish and chips restaurant, with parked cars and a person sitting on the sidewalk.A fish and chip shop interior features a menu board listing various fish, chicken, pie options, and drinks, along with colorful canned drinks on the counter.

Full moon tomorrow night?

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After a five hour drive, a long walk to the shop and back, and a fiery Jalfrezi, I was ready for this.

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When in Cleethorpes…

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Nice view.

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Macc Lads.

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Southend syndrome?

US tourist takes wrong boat, ends up Southend fan: bbc.com

Almost-five year old happily repeating his new favourite word: “TITS!”

Soon-to-be-eleven year old, “Stop it! You can’t say that word!”

Parents: “Hold on. Where did you learn that word?!”