Every time I finger my spurtle with it’s decorative thistle head, I can’t help but think of Gordon and @andyc@mastodon.me.uk ’s advice to tell him to “f*** off” (“not literally!”) after he offered extremely comprehensive and unsolicited post-podcast advice on my audio-editing “workflow”.

Easter Bonnet Parade is now Spring Bonnet Parade.

TIL what a nonce is.

Missed this important news item the other day.

Ealing and Hillingdon boroughs to combine.

A draft crest unveiled this morning features a red London bus flanked by a pair of disgruntled foxes, above a Latin motto which loosely translates as “We tried our best, honest.”

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Every outdoor seating area in the public realm is littered with beer bottles and cans, laughing gas canisters and other drug paraphernalia.

Probably not what local homebuyers here signed up for with the marketing lure of “canalside living”.

A round picnic table with three glass bottles is set in a grassy area near a tree and adjacent to a street with parked cars and a brick building with balconies.A round picnic table with empty bottles is set on a grassy area near a canal and surrounded by trees.A playground with wooden structures and benches is set in a grassy area with nearby trees and parked cars.

Morning walk.

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Sat on a tree stump for a few minutes enjoying the sunshine, breeze, and sights and sounds by the canal.

Nothing to do with porridge as it turned out, but yesterday was definitely too hard and too lumpy.

Hellish morning so far.

Little kid’s porridge was “too hot” so I stirred in some cold milk. Then it was “too milky” so I drained the milk with a sieve. Finally it was “too lumpy” so I put it in the food waste bin.

Then big kid’s “wasn’t right” so his went in the bin, too.

Edit: nvm, seems to be resolved now.

Not sure what has happened here @help? Mobile web browser.

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