After a five hour drive, a long walk to the shop and back, and a fiery Jalfrezi, I was ready for this.

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When in Cleethorpes…

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Nice view.

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Macc Lads.

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Southend syndrome?

US tourist takes wrong boat, ends up Southend fan: bbc.com

Almost-five year old happily repeating his new favourite word: “TITS!”

Soon-to-be-eleven year old, “Stop it! You can’t say that word!”

Parents: “Hold on. Where did you learn that word?!”

I should be watching United in the derby, of course. But I don’t have any of the pay-to-view sports channels, and the illegal streams require switching off my vpn, a million pop-ups and a stream that usually craps out after about twenty minutes. Plus United usually do better when I’m not watching.

Potatoes planted out in bags!

Green bags and compost bins are lined up against a wooden fence in a garden.

Bunged up, constantly sneezing, sore itchy eyes…

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Israel appears to commit war crimes with impunity.

Video footage appears to contradict Israeli account of Gaza medic killings: bbc.com