‘He admitted to putting a “sock over my private bits” and opening his dressing room door shouting “hooray”’.

He was doing so well up until that admission.

Gregg Wallace seeks 'space to heal' after saying claims against him 'not all true': bbc.com

Getting ready for little kid’s birthday party this morning. Ordered pizza to be delivered for the lunch. Wife is popping out to get disposable cutlery. Big kid is reading manga. Little kid is designing his new stick-on felt solar system. Surprisingly relaxing so far…

It’s crazy to think that Prince Andrew was great pals with Jeffrey Epstein while Prince Charles was great pals with Jimmy Savile.

Awful news.

Virginia Giuffre, Prince Andrew and Jeffrey Epstein accuser, dies by suicide: bbc.com

Cake looks amazing!

A square cake features a space-themed design with planets and stars, accompanied by the text "Happy Birthday Elijah."

Just for clarity, while he no longer has enormous testicles, he’s still very definitely a boy.

Little kid is five today. Job done according to his mum. At least I’m no longer getting peed on.

Little kid is five today. Job done according to his mum. At least I’m no longer getting peed on.

Keir Starmer welcomed the Magic Circle’s decision saying it brought “clarity”.

Woman who tricked her way into men-only Magic Circle finally allowed in: bbc.com

“18,000 years ago” before anyone gets too excited.

First evidence of city-sized icebergs found off UK coast: bbc.com

Starmer nails his true colours to the mast.

George Monbiot: “Across my long and largely futile career…”