I used to be funny.

Screenshot of Facebook memories from fourteen years ago: "On days like these I can easily get through a whole carton of fresh orange juice. Rock and roll. I heard they can give you cancer, though, so I'm going to stop smoking them."

Bushmen came to cut the communal grass and fill my compost bin with the cuttings. #Winning

“…when you look at it on a personal level, if Nelson was your friend or your neighbour, you would absolutely agree that he should be given the immediate right to settle.”

You. Absolute. Bastards.

If anyone knows of a crowdfunder to support this man’s legal challenge, I would like to contribute to it.
bbc.com/news/uk-england-mersey

One of the reasons we never visit the place where I grew up.

“I just have to share?”?

Shared in "Caistor Memories", a Horncastle Police report from 1942 of a missing dog called "N***er*.

Natalie Elphicke said Labour can’t be trusted and doesn’t listen. She said the victim of her husband’s sexual assault was a liar even after he was convicted.

Does she really share Labour values?

Starmer: “I’m delighted to welcome Natalie Elphicke to my changed Labour Party!”

I’m so glad I ate my salad before reading about the Eunuch Maker.

Artfully arranged salad platter minus any cooked testicles

“Zionism is rooted in trauma and fear. It’s about survival and love for the Jewish people. But like any other ethnic nationalism, Zionism establishes a hierarchy: It’s about prioritizing our safety and well-being, even at the expense of others. It relies on an alternate historical narrative that justifies the occupation and rationalizes the status quo. And it cannot produce a just peace on its own.”

Via Zionism cannot produce a just peace. Only external pressure can end the Israeli apartheid.

OFFICE ABANDONED - SUN STOPPED WORK

Today’s office.

M.S. Panesar hit wicket b Panesar 0

Tbf, he lasted longer than I thought he would.

Screenshot of my WhatsApp comment "I don't think he'll last five minutes, tbh" on Monty Panesar's political interview with Times Radio where he suggested leaving NATO would help control immigration

Today’s office.