Cloudy ale, ffs.

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It’s come to something when we’re praising the Pope for cheering for peace not war, and welcoming refugees and the homeless.

Today, we pay tribute to Pope Francis.

He welcomed refugees & the homeless where others turned their backs.

He called for peace — in Gaza, Ukraine, Sudan, the DRC & beyond — where others cheered for war.

His humanity is an inspiration to us all, and he will be greatly missed.

‘He admitted to putting a “sock over my private bits” and opening his dressing room door shouting “hooray”’.

He was doing so well up until that admission.

Gregg Wallace seeks 'space to heal' after saying claims against him 'not all true': bbc.com

Getting ready for little kid’s birthday party this morning. Ordered pizza to be delivered for the lunch. Wife is popping out to get disposable cutlery. Big kid is reading manga. Little kid is designing his new stick-on felt solar system. Surprisingly relaxing so far…

It’s crazy to think that Prince Andrew was great pals with Jeffrey Epstein while Prince Charles was great pals with Jimmy Savile.

Awful news.

Virginia Giuffre, Prince Andrew and Jeffrey Epstein accuser, dies by suicide: bbc.com

Cake looks amazing!

A square cake features a space-themed design with planets and stars, accompanied by the text "Happy Birthday Elijah."

Just for clarity, while he no longer has enormous testicles, he’s still very definitely a boy.

Little kid is five today. Job done according to his mum. At least I’m no longer getting peed on.

Little kid is five today. Job done according to his mum. At least I’m no longer getting peed on.

Keir Starmer welcomed the Magic Circle’s decision saying it brought “clarity”.

Woman who tricked her way into men-only Magic Circle finally allowed in: bbc.com