The antidote to Xmas singles you didn’t know you needed.

Merry Xmas Everybody

Tomorrow I’ll do chicken legs (instead of turkey), Lincolnshire sausages, roasties, Yorkies, cauliflower and broccoli. I have some leftover cooked bacon rashers from yesterday morning. Have I forgotten anything? 🤔

Carrots, parsnips, stuffing balls and mash (not pictured) all prepared and cooked today, ready for tomorrow.

A tray filled with honey-glazed roasted root vegetables, including carrots and parsnips, seasoned with Herbes de Provence.A muffin tin holds twelve golden-brown sage and onion stuffing balls with a textured, rustic appearance.

Reassuring to know that moral heavyweight “BJ” Clinton was just along for the ride and knew nothing about Epstein’s crimes, which is presumably why he cut him off before they came to light…

Mr Clinton’s spokesman Angel Urena said the investigation was not about the former Democrat president.

He said in a statement: “There are two types of people here. The first group knew nothing and cut Epstein off before his crimes came to light. The second group continued relationships after that.

“We’re in the first. No amount of stalling by people in the second group will change that.”

A new photo of the disgraced Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has been released in a huge Epstein photo dump

New photo of disgraced royal Andrew released in huge Jeffrey Epstein photo dump

Our friendly local neighbourhood Evri delivery driver, who always delivered to our door, has been replaced by a new driver who throws my wife’s new shoes into a nearby hedge.

'Throw the parcel at the back door' - Evri couriers tell of pressure to earn a decent wage: bbc.com

…these are great songs… Poetic, mystical, and marvellous… songs that should have been hits in any era of modern music.

Dave Franklin at The Big Takeover.

One of many amazing reviews of hovercraft’s new album Blown Away.

A rare trip out to Southall Station this morning. View from Platform 3 eastbound.

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Big kid WhatsApped me this hilarious YT short. He was flabbergasted when I told him it was from the 1980s.

It’s just a regular Saturday morning. Cook bacon, eat bacon, drink tea, catch up on what’s happening in the world…and then Kingstonian’s joint manager follows you on the social media platform formerly known as Twitter. I blame @andyc@mastodon.me.uk

A notification from a social media platform indicates that a user named Dean Thomas, who is verified, has followed you, with an option to follow back.

Quite a contrast to yesterday morning.

A sunlit sky casts rays through mist over a field with a lone goalpost.A misty field stretches under a vivid sky with scattered clouds and a rising sun.A small tree stands in a misty field under a colorful sunrise sky with scattered clouds.