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After a five hour drive, a long walk to the shop and back, and a fiery Jalfrezi, I was ready for this.
Southend syndrome?
US tourist takes wrong boat, ends up Southend fan: bbc.com
Almost-five year old happily repeating his new favourite word: “TITS!”
Soon-to-be-eleven year old, “Stop it! You can’t say that word!”
Parents: “Hold on. Where did you learn that word?!”
I should be watching United in the derby, of course. But I don’t have any of the pay-to-view sports channels, and the illegal streams require switching off my vpn, a million pop-ups and a stream that usually craps out after about twenty minutes. Plus United usually do better when I’m not watching.
Potatoes planted out in bags!
