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Big kid can breathe again.
Plan to ban smart phones in schools scrapped by MP: bbc.com
Big kid brought home a June 1983 copy of National Geographic from the school library today (I said it needs an update!).
Some things never change.
Big kid has got a place at our first choice high school for September. His best friends are all going to different schools - some by choice, others who didn’t get their first (or second) choice.
Hopefully I can get some grant funding for youth work at the local church, so they can all meet up there after school and maintain their friendships.
I’m raising money for my sons’ school’s Parent Teacher Association to give to the school to help cover the cost of a lovely 70th Anniversary mural and a new look library.
If you’d like to donate and can afford to do so, you can do that here.
Bloody hell! Porridge Radio are calling it a day.
Relaxing morning with the kids.
I’m sucking on stray lumps of Red Leicester while stirring the rest of the grated cheese into thickened white sauce, monitoring the macaroni simmering in the other pan (for big kid and me), and checking on sausages in the oven (for little kid).
Big kid is playing Minecraft with a friend and little kid is exploring space on his tablet.
Wife is having her morning nap.
The code of life
// SIGNAL: INTERGENERATIONAL LINK
Big kid has been learning about WWII at school.
He took in a photo of his great grandfather (my Grandpa on my Dad’s side).
Grandpa Fred was a coder.
He was in the Royal Signal Corps, decoding Morse code messages from the Nazis.
// SIGNAL: CHANCE & FATE
When war broke, he tried to join the Royal Navy.
Because he knew Morse code from his job at the Post Office, they sent him to Scotland.
If he’d joined the Atlantic or Arctic convoys,
he’d very likely have ended up at the bottom of the cold, dark sea.
And we wouldn’t be here.
// SIGNAL: MY EARLY CODE
As a teenager, I spent hours typing pages of machine code
from computer magazines into my Dragon 32 PC.
One wrong keystroke and the game wouldn’t load.
But if I got it right, I’d have “Bomber” to play.
// SIGNAL: THE HUMAN PROJECT
We’re all coding — encoding and decoding —
stories that give our lives meaning and purpose.
Weaving unique patterns in the fabric of space-time.
Searching for answers in the world wide web.
Gazing at the stars, as we always have.
Using threads from the code of life
handed down by our ancestors, since time immemorial.
// SIGNAL: MARKS WE LEAVE
From cave paintings to fossils and footsteps on the moon,
from the Pyramids to the Parthenon to the Pentagon —
we’re leaving reminders of our existence.
Building structures to organise, process,
and understand information about our world.
// SIGNAL: THE NEW CODE
Now we’re coding large language models.
Training them on the whole of human knowledge and history.
Hoping they’ll tell us the meaning of life —
or at least not destroy us
in the hands of our new Nazi overlords,
or serve us up tasteless slop.
// SIGNAL: THE OLD GUARD
I’m not sure what Fred would have made of it all.
Like my great grandfather Frank before him,
he was from another time. Conservative. Happy with his lot.
He loved Oldham Athletic (“Latics”),
the Telegraph crossword,
driving carefully, and Freemasonry.
He wrote letters on a typewriter.
// SIGNAL: A BODY REMEMBERED
He had all his teeth removed at a relatively young age
in a “buy one get them all removed free” kind of deal.
The dentures never fit properly.
He spent years struggling to eat anything that wasn’t tasteless slop.
Raw egg mixed with milk and Ribena was a particular favourite.
If I remember correctly.
// FINAL PULSE
Fred would have loved his great grandkids.
It’s a shame they never got to meet.
He would probably have said:
“Give over, lad.”
You Winchester, you lose some
I was chatting to one of the other parents at school yesterday morning and mentioned how little kid is totally obsessed with space, all day and every day. It’s literally the first thing he talks about when he wakes up, and he falls asleep watching Brian Cox videos. They had a special space day at school yesterday, too.
She helpfully suggested visiting the planetarium at Winchester, about an hour’s drive away.
I hadn’t thought about going anywhere outside of London.
Later yesterday afternoon I picked up my guitar for the first time in months, wiped all the dust off it, and strummed the chords to one of my old band’s songs, written by the singer who, coincidentally, hails from Winchester.
By evening, I’d forgotten all about school mums, planetariums and old mates, and I was more concerned about finishing my book and finding out whodunnit?
On page 306 of my book, right in the middle it said (in all CAPS and bold):
WINCHESTER
I checked out the planetarium and ordered four tickets for a nice family outing during half-term .
This morning I told little kid about it and he said he didn’t want to go.
On yer bike! (Your voice matters)
Last week we had the local cycling group at the school offering free bikes and training to families.
We’d love free bikes, of course.
Two problems for me, though:
- There’s nowhere safe and secure to keep them.
- The roads and drivers around here are downright dangerous, and no dedicated cycle lanes.
I couldn’t help myself imparting this information in no uncertain terms to the two smiley elderly ladies handing out the marketing leaflets.
Afterwards, big kid gave me some feedback.
“Dad, when you shout it makes me want to freeze out of fear.”
Me: “Oh no, sorry, did I shout at those ladies?”
“No, you didn’t shout at them. You used your political voice. Your political voice makes me want to listen.”