Threat level: high.

An orange lifeboat labeled FNORD is moored on a canal with modern townhouses in the background.

The new President of Israel.

Israel has changed since Donald Trump's last term – has he? bbc.com

This Lino government is fucking awful.

Patients dying in corridors at overwhelmed hospitals, say nurses bbc.com

Some prick just overtook me as I was indicating and turning right.

My pizza waiting to go in the oven. Kids’ and wife’s pizzas are in there at the moment.

A homemade pizza topped with vegetables and cheese is placed on a baking tray with a "Super Duper Dad" card beside it.

Southall Recreation Ground.

A metal archway sign reads Southall Recreation Ground situated above an entrance gate with trees and a path leading into the park area.

Finally some positive news: I managed to buy and replace the headlamp and brake lamp on my car all by myself without freezing to death or stabbing myself with a spanner.

Harrow Council’s lawyers have sent me a cease and desist notice for driving in a bus lane on New Year’s Day.

Wife just rescued little kid who was hanging off the top bunk bed ladder.

The peace and quiet is great, but not entirely relaxing. When the kids are quiet it usually means they are up to no good, or something is wrong.