People ask me, why do you wear that cap?

Well, I’ve worn 📷 a cap on and off since I was little.

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I didn’t wear a cap for a long time as an adult, but started wearing one again during the first covid lockdown. The main reason was because my psoriasis was really bad, and it was an attempt to stop me scratching my head and to cover up the wounds from scratching my head.

Some lunatics ask me why do I wear a commie hat? Is it because I support the murder of 90m Chinese people?

I must admit that I chose the commie hat to boil centrists’ piss, but the only piss I’ve ever managed to boil by wearing my hat is that of right wing nutjobs.