Not Fake News

Convicted felon, fascist and fake news king, the 45ᵗʰ President of the United States paid the porn star ‘stormy Daniels’ hundreds of thousands of dollars not to tell anyone that she had sex with him.

Last night, she appeared on a Channel 4 US election special with disgraced former UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson, who was there to plug his memoir “Unleashed.”

Daniels wanted to know if Johnson had any children, and wondered if Johnson would leave his daughter alone with Trump. (Trump has a whole series of very serious sexual misconduct allegations against him.)

Johnson explained that he has met Trump and he’s perfectly polite and well-mannered, so of course he would have no problem with him.

Johnson himself, of course, is famous among other things for being a serial liar and not knowing how many children he has.

Needless to say, Trump won the election, and Johnson is trying to make a comeback.