Following Darren Fletcher’s unfair dismissal from the field of play due to a refereeing mistake, which will cost him a place in the final of the European Champions League, (along with plenty of others, no doubt) I wrote to UEFA, the competition’s organisers and self-appointed upholders of Fair Play to appeal.

While I never really had any hope that UEFA would be able to overcome their own inflated sense of importance, I felt it was worth a go and after all, there was nothing to lose and everything to gain.

Unfortunately, UEFA are one of those ludicrously pompous, monolithic and bureaucratic organisations that really – as my late night cartoon hero Peter Griffin might say – “grinds my gears”. They say one thing and do another:

It’s sport, it’s a game of football, it’s about human emotion and spirit. Yet they must stick to their rules come what may.

Their rules are sacrosanct and must never be broken and certainly no exceptions made under any circumstances, no matter how stupid the rules are or how foolish it makes them appear to the eyes of the world, Manchester United haters excepted, of course.

That Darren Fletcher honestly made a fair tackle on Cesc Fabregas, when he could have let him go on to shoot and probably score is irrelevant. It reminds me somehow of Mickey Thomas and Lou Macari chasing Liam Brady’s shadow in the 1979 FA Cup Final and allowing Brady to set up the Arse’s last minute winner, after we’d just come back miraculously from two down. I used to wonder why they didn’t cheat and simply hack Brady down to stop him (although to be fair, with hindsight, it’s probably because they couldn’t catch him!)?

People are saying Fletch will be there next year. He’s unlikely to have another chance, I would say, such are the vagaries of injuries, form and competition for places. Scholesy did it after ten years, but Scholes is a one-off.

That the referee mistook Fletch for somebody else – somebody who “fouled” Fabregas, when clearly there was no foul – is neither here not there, according to UEFA.

The referee’s decision is final. The rules are the rules and the UEFA football law is an ass.

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