How To Poshify Yourself Or Anyone Else (Twitter Only) – WARNING: CONTAINS LIBERAL USE OF THE F-WORD

How To Make Pizza (In 36 Easy Steps And Two Hours!) http://post.ly/95kR	Uncle dmarsd : How To Make Pizza (In 36 Easy Steps And Two Hours!) Splendid!
Apologies in advance for auto-posting twice everywhere my next dent/tweet #idiot #sorry	dmarsd : Apologies in advance for auto-posting twice everywhere my next dent/tweet #idiot #sorry
Time for me to review and favourite some people’s dents and spread some #love	dmarsd : Time for me to review and favourite some people’s dents and spread some #love (Inconceivable!)
Just realised that I haven’t taken all my meds today. So I apologise to anyone who’s been offended by my torrent of abusive language #sorry	Princess dmarsd Just realised that I haven’t taken all my meds today. So I apologise to anyone who’s been offended by my torrent of abusive language #sorry
Better do some fucking #laundry	dmarsd : Better do some fucking #laundry
Fucking classic! Love the comments ♺ @chemist: #LFC beach set with beach ball to lob on to the pitch http://bit.ly/1KZLYg	dmarsd was Fucking classic! Love the comments ♺ Walter: #LFC beach set with beach ball to lob on to the pitch Crikey!
#Wondering if I took my fucking meds, today?	Lady dmarsd : #Wondering if I took my fucking meds, today?
Wondering how many times I can use the word #fucking today?	dmarsd was Wondering how many times I can use the word #fucking today?
@atulz @afrostdesigns – did you see the sequel, too? http://bit.ly/jdbOW via @rpcutts	dmarsd Esq. remarked to the Queen Moriarty – did you see the sequel, too? Gosh! via Lady Dankworth
Stupid Things I Do In The Morning Before Fully Awake No. 5: #fail to properly link to YouTube videos in RT/RD	dmarsd of Rewley House, Huntingdon, Sussex : Stupid Things I Do In The Morning Before Fully Awake No. 5: #fail to properly link to YouTube videos in RT/RD
Stupid Things I Do In The Morning Before Fully Awake No. 4: reply to own dent/tweet #doh	dmarsd : Stupid Things I Do In The Morning Before Fully Awake No. 4: reply to own dent/tweet #doh
@atulz @afrostdesigns – did you see the sequel, too: XCjcwBGQtiw via @rpcutts	dmarsd , quite unexpectedly remarked to Uncle Gerald Gervaise Smith-Smyth-Smith – did you see the sequel, too: XCjcwBGQtiw via Gertrude
Funny and educational. !thanks ♺ @edythemighty: Psychology, Sex, and Evolution http://bit.ly/xqfN7	dmarsd , quite unexpectedly : Funny and educational. !thanks ♺ the Queen: Psychology, Sex, and Evolution Golly!
Just to clarify my earlier statement: http://is.gd/4p2xG. The funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen on YouTube in the last ten minutes	dmarsd Just to clarify my earlier statement: Crikey! The funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen on YouTube in the last ten minutes
This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen! ♺ @atulz: @afrostdesigns Interesting, amusing youtube for you: http://bit.ly/t6Bsl	dmarsd : This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen! ♺ Gervaise Smith-Smyth-Smith: Squiffy Interesting, amusing youtube for you: Shocking!
@bobwoodcock: no, not nice Mind you, I can think of plenty worse things to be sent home early for! :-p	dmarsd : Lady Dankworth: no, not nice Mind you, I can think of plenty worse things to be sent home early for! :-p
Just joined the !GOP group on !identica. Why did no one tell me about this before? !ffs Aaaarrrrgghhhhhh!!!!!	dmarsd , renowned playwright and wit Just joined the !GOP group on !identica. Why did no one tell me about this before? !ffs Aaaarrrrgghhhhhh!!!!!
“The world is shit and then you die” – Hovercraft – “Low”, 1996: http://is.gd/4oZTo !music !q	dmarsd : “The world is shit and then you die” – Hovercraft – “Low”, 1996: Delightful! !music !q
!Thanks @EnfieldCouncil, http://www.enfieldrec.org.uk & all who took part in #BHM 16 Oct. Great party, music & food http://is.gd/4oZ6g	dmarsd : !Thanks the Chumley-Warners, Blimey! & all who took part in #BHM 16 Oct. Great party, music & food Crumbs!
#Wondering if aforementioned #EvidenceBased #treatment for #sciatica (http://is.gd/4oXXi) is available on the #NHS?	My old golfing partner dmarsd : #Wondering if aforementioned #EvidenceBased #treatment for #sciatica (Woof! is available on the #NHS?

• Uncle dmarsd : How To Make Pizza (In 36 Easy Steps And Two Hours!) Splendid!
• dmarsd : Apologies in advance for auto-posting twice everywhere my next dent/tweet #idiot #sorry
• dmarsd : Time for me to review and favourite some people’s dents and spread some #love (Inconceivable!)
• Princess dmarsd Just realised that I haven’t taken all my meds today. So I apologise to anyone who’s been offended by my torrent of abusive language #sorry
• dmarsd : Better do some fucking #laundry
• dmarsd was Fucking classic! Love the comments ♺ Walter: #LFC beach set with beach ball to lob on to the pitch Crikey!
• Lady dmarsd : #Wondering if I took my fucking meds, today?
• dmarsd was Wondering how many times I can use the word #fucking today?
• dmarsd Esq. remarked to the Queen Moriarty – did you see the sequel, too? Gosh! via Lady Dankworth
• dmarsd of Rewley House, Huntingdon, Sussex : Stupid Things I Do In The Morning Before Fully Awake No. 5: #fail to properly link to YouTube videos in RT/RD
• dmarsd : Stupid Things I Do In The Morning Before Fully Awake No. 4: reply to own dent/tweet #doh
• dmarsd , quite unexpectedly remarked to Uncle Gerald Gervaise Smith-Smyth-Smith – did you see the sequel, too: XCjcwBGQtiw via Gertrude
• dmarsd , quite unexpectedly : Funny and educational. !thanks ♺ the Queen: Psychology, Sex, and Evolution Golly!
• dmarsd Just to clarify my earlier statement: Crikey! The funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen on YouTube in the last ten minutes
• dmarsd : This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen! ♺ Gervaise Smith-Smyth-Smith: Squiffy Interesting, amusing youtube for you: Shocking!
• dmarsd : Lady Dankworth: no, not nice Mind you, I can think of plenty worse things to be sent home early for! :-p
• dmarsd , renowned playwright and wit Just joined the !GOP group on !identica. Why did no one tell me about this before? !ffs Aaaarrrrgghhhhhh!!!!!
• dmarsd : “The world is shit and then you die” – Hovercraft – “Low”, 1996: Delightful! !music !q
• dmarsd : !Thanks the Chumley-Warners, Blimey! & all who took part in #BHM 16 Oct. Great party, music & food Crumbs!
• My old golfing partner dmarsd : #Wondering if aforementioned #EvidenceBased #treatment for #sciatica (Woof! is available on the #NHS?

This is just weird.

I got this via @Poshify, which seems to be some kind of TwitBot, and “who” “replied” (https://twitter.com/poshify/status/4930121264) to my dent/tweet (https://twitter.com/dmarsd/status/4804423370) about liking crumpet.

This is the third time in recent weeks I’ve been called for being posh for eating certain foods.

The others were on Facebook for liking “cucumber sandwiches” and “oatmeal-crumbed haddock with new potatoes roasted in chilli-infused rapeseed oil and organic green beans”.