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Dear Amazon, I just wanted to let you know that the courier firm you use for next-day delivery of Amazon Prime ordered goods are completely incompetent. You know them as CityLink. I call them ShittyLink. I timed my order so that delivery would be on a day when I was at home. They were supposed [...]
Last week I met a beautiful young hispanic woman and we spent the night together. She cared for me deeply and, well, carefully and I gazed upon her lovingly as the morphine (d)ripped through my veins. She checked me out and made sure that everything seemed to be in working order. ‘Hi, I’m Sofia,’ she [...]
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Ok, I know I’m a little behind the “News” here in my own little world. But, hey, so what? To be honest, I try to avoid watching or reading the “News” whenever possible. It’s bad for my anxiety. A couple of months ago I read the copy of The Times that was delivered free with [...]
Via the BBC – image 3 is the one. Posted via web from davidmarsden’s posterous
March 16 Mr Marsden, Thank for you email, please accept our apology for the delay in responding to you regarding this complaint. Due to a new complaint system being instigated and problems arising from its application, your complaint was not allocated correctly, hence the delay in response. We apologise for any inconvenience caused and hope [...]
Fri, Jan 23, 2009 is [the Samsung SGH-i320n] compatible with micro SDHC storage? Good day: This is regarding your query; any brand as long as its micro sd is compatible with samsung mobile phones. For more inquiries, please feel free to call our Customer Contact Center at 1800-10 SAMSUNG or 02-5805777. We will be glad [...]
This is my experience of Setanta Sports, posted here for amusement and catharsis. If it helps anyone else or contributes to their ultimate demise in any small way, then so much the better! I subscribed in November 2007 to watch occasional United games. Everything was pretty much ok and I got to see United play [...]
I didn’t have any particularly strong feelings about London Mayor Boris YeltsinJohnson’s Barmy Booze Ban on public transport, which came into effect on 1 June this year. I don’t drink alcohol on Tubes and buses, mainly because they don’t have toilets. I do, however, enjoy an occasional can of Stella on my way home from [...]
I feel like I’ve had my fair share of bad appalling customer service over the past few months and years. Maybe I’m getting grouchier? Is it just me? Do I expect too much? Or is the standard of customer service across the board nowadays so poor as to be effectively non-existent? Just last month I [...]
At least this morning I didn’t have to deal with the jobsworth ticket inspector who once tried to fine me £20 for sitting in First Class when it was standing room only. But there’s something quaintly old-fashioned about commuting to work everyday while modern technology means that I could do most of the work I [...]